revenge on the telemarketers (poem) by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner on AuthorsDen

revenge on the telemarketers
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ring ring ring ring ring ring ring click hello? hulloisthismrs _____, this is-- is dis a salescall? no, the reason i'm callin' is-- youse didn't answer me...is dis a sales call? well...kinda... i'm not interested in anything youse has ta say. well, the reason i'm calling is-- look. i. am. not. interested. but-- what parta "NO!!!" don't ya unnerstand? i don't want anythin'!! (click) dial tone....... * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * awwww man, NOW whose callin' me on da phone? junior, please tell dem that i'm not at home... junior!! whadda i just tell you to say? damn telemarketers won't go away... i gotta listen to dere stupid speal... 'cause junior don't lie...da truth he'll reveal... siiiiggghhh...whatta dey tryin' to sell dis time?? can't BELIEVE dat i'm fallin' for dere lines... no wonda my credit card bill's so high!! can't tell 'em "no," but i have gotta try... what can i tell dem to stop all dere calls? perhaps caller i.d. i should install... last night durin' sex dey call me again!! dis makes da fift' time dat dis has happened... callin' me at the most inopportune times... what they do should be considered a crime... what part of "NO!!!" do they not understand??? they're the most annoying pests in the land... "revenge on telemarketers!!" says i! gotta be a way ta tell dem "good-bye" chain 'em ta a chair, sittin' by a phone, naaah...a whole lotta 'em, different tones... must wear headphones dat always stay in place... nevah evah come off...see what we face... listenin' to da same t'ing we always heard... and mebbe dey'll learn dey sounded absurd... perhaps dey'll learn what "no"'s supposed ta mean... hear telemarketers i wanna scream!!!! --------------------------------------------------------------------------
alright, silver celtic moon, dis one's...i mean, this one's for you. :) i thank you for the suggestion...and i hope y'all enjoyed this one, too. (((HUGS))) and love, karla. :)

Reviewed by Daniel McTaggart

Reviewed on August 19, 2002

Yahoo! This is more fun than that commercial where that guy flies to the telemarketer just to stomp on his phone. But why stop there? Stomp on the telemarketers, says I!!

Reviewed by Amor Sabor

Great story behind that I am sure. But you mean to tell me you would answer the phone during sex? Nothing could be that important. I would be really mad if a Telemarketer called then.

Reviewed by Melissa Rives

Now that's telling them! This was perfect!!! 10+ :)

Reviewed by Lori Moore

Reviewed on August 18, 2002

This is great. Thanks for the laugh...

Reviewed by Vicky Jeter

Karla
Loved this! I have histrically and very consistently cut Tm's short. About three years after I was married I markedly noticed
they all began seeing if hubby was home before they start their speel. Doesn't stop the phone from ringing tho. Love Vicky

Reviewed by Dens Dreamweaver (Reader)

<smile> the last time I got a telemarketer call was last winter and he proposed to me.. LOL ;) I'll have to post that storyhere some day.. I agree with TRAASK.. I have an answering machine...

Love
Melanie

Reviewed by Theresa Koch

ENJOYED THIS VERY MUCH!

Reviewed by - - - - - TRASK

8-18-02

Karla, Trick's To Every Trade,i.e. LISTEN TO ME___

Get Answering Machine ___NO MESSAGES___

Tell Friends To Notify You On Calling,i.e.

SAVE Yourself The Misery Of Pain...

Your Friend, TRASK

Reviewed by Karen Lynn Vidra, The Texas Tornado

oh, this is rich!! funny stuff, karla!! love, and god's blessings upon you (especially FINANCIAL BLESSINGS!!). love, your twin, karen lynn. ((MILLIONS OF HUGS))
CHEEETIEEEESSS!!!!!!