simon, simon, the harshest one of all,
simon, simon, destroyer of morale!

(but he isn't all bad...he speaks the truth,
some of those singers were rather uncouth!)

simon, simon, how COULD you have said that?
simon, simon, i *don't* sing like a cat!! (meeooowwww...)

(he's not that bad...he just didn't like me,
>snif< i thought i could sing that melody!)

simon, simon, a judge of great renown,
simon, simon, you are mowing 'em down!

(he's not all bad--some comments are funny!
i laugh and laugh 'til my eyes get runny!)

simon, simon, the master of cruel words,
simon, simon, can't beLIEVE what we heard!

(but he's not all bad...he says what he feels,
he doesn't sugarcoat...he keeps it real!)

simon, simon, won't pussyfoot around,
simon, simon, he'll run you underground!

(but he's not all bad...it's all attitude,
i'm not positive he can be *that* rude!!)

simon, simon, show us your softer side,
simon, simon, always preoccupied!

(but he's not all bad...if you've the talent,
he will support you...it shows he's gallent!)
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the judge we all love to hate...this one's for you!
glad i'm not in front of you...you'd destroy this
poem!! :) (((HUGS))) anyway...love, karla. :)
(GOOOOO, KELLY!!!!!!!!!!!) :)