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The Sign
by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner → (All Poetry by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner)
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A stormchasing friend of mine forwarded this picture, created at www.says-it.com. First saw it, I'm like, what du -- ?!? Sooo glad it was a joke; thanks, Wes. Scared me for a minnit, there. =]

FYI: Westboro Baptist Church is in Topeka, Kansas: they don't like anybody. Guess they're an equal opportunity hater. And that's not funny.


Poem Artwork

... thought I was bad, but
not this bad.  To be called
out because of my love/
hate relationship with

Storm:  mean, not like I'm
sleeping with the enemy
or anything like that.  No,
lightning and thunder

make for strange bed
fellows.  How do I know,
you ask?  One wants to
flicker the power on and

off, the other kicks the
covers off the bed and
makes way too much
noise:  the neighbors

complain.  Which is why
I've had to banish them
from the lease.  Oh, have
let fly with an occasional

cuss word, usually when
I'm PorchChasing and 
miss the shot of the year
(ask twin sis).  Nothing

that's not been heard or
said before.  Not perfect.
But seeing my name on
that Sign:  holy ... cow!!

(c) 2009, Karla Dorman (11/20)


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 Reviews of "The Sign"
Reviewed by Jon Willey
Reviewed on November 28, 2009
go figure -- little things do amuse little minds Karla -- guess another little mind was busy on that day -- peace and love my dear friend -- Jon Michael

Reviewed by Patrick Granfors
Reviewed on November 21, 2009
The devil made him do it. Patrick

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on November 21, 2009
Being named as a 'Porch Chaser' is pretty cool. But where the heck Is Burleson, Tx??!!

Reviewed by Georg Mateos
Reviewed on November 21, 2009
You are most than famous, when you got the church up your "alley"...girl, you have made it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Georg


Reviewed by Regis Auffray
Reviewed on November 20, 2009
Congratulations you celeb, you!!! Amour et paix, ton ami de la C-B, Canada,

Regis

Reviewed by Sheila Roy
Reviewed on November 20, 2009
Karla,
They say any attention is good. You definitely got someone's attention! Love and hugs,
Sheila

Reviewed by Susan de Vegter
Reviewed on November 20, 2009
Between your poetry tonight and Regis's I'm happy to stay up late to read more and more.

Smile girl!!! You're famous!!

Blessings and love,
Susan

Reviewed on November 20, 2009
Karla this is a great poem, thank you for sharing
In Christs Love
Michelle!

Reviewed by Paul Berube
Reviewed on November 20, 2009
They gotcha, Karla. ;-)

Reviewed by Peter Schlosser (Reader)
Reviewed on November 20, 2009
And here you thought no one was paying attention? Come to LA Karla and I'll put your name on the Hollywood Sign. Promise!! (that should scare you, by the way. Look after yourself).

Reviewed by Richard Cederberg
Reviewed on November 20, 2009
We're all human and prone to stumbling and cussing and hypocrisy and failure - thank God for the inspirations we afford each other. And thank God that some recognise talent. The muse appears in many different forms. Nicely expressed.
Hugs ...
r

Reviewed by Kimmy Van Kooten
Reviewed on November 20, 2009
I say, who cares, as long as they spell it right! Your famous! How cool is that? LOL!
Loved it!
Love and Peace~
Kimmy~

Reviewed by Felix Perry
Reviewed on November 20, 2009
LOL will as long as they spelled it right...
fee

Reviewed on November 20, 2009
Karla~

Now THAT'S bad when you get your name on a church sign! LOL You bad girl, you ... LOL Too funny; well done!

(((HUGS))) and much love, your twin (the angel), Karen Lynn. :D *grins*

Reviewed by Jerry Bolton (Reader)
Reviewed on November 20, 2009
Hey! You're famous . . . Gotta love it . . .

Reviewed by Gene Williamson
Reviewed on November 20, 2009
The price of fame, Karla. Love, gene.


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