whattayamean,
rasslin's not real
git over here
better tell me
you kiddin right?
dem's atletes ya
gotta be ta
be bodyslammed
an headbutted
an slapped around
like dey git trown
from da ring right
onta concrete
yet land right on
dey heads man
i did dat my
noggin would split
like a big ole
watamelon
or da rassler
lan right in da
middle of da
audience de
audience be
hollerin an
shit rassler be
yellin at da
peoples peoples
be yellin back
dats why i like
ta go to da
rasslin matches
or dey have dis
big ole bruiser
who weigh bout a
tousand pounds a
big ole boy climb
ta da top rope
and jes jump right
on da little
guy...dey always
have dis puny
little fella
rassle someone
dat weigh a ton
dat big ole dude
always climbin
ta da top rope
and jumpin on
him da refree
he blind as a
bat he dont see
nothin one a
da rasslers could
trow powder or
some shit in dere
apponents eyes
apponent be
wipin his eyes
and cryin and
stumblin around
ref dont see squat
lotsa cheatin
in rasslin but
dats what make
goin so fun
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i used to go to the "rasslin'" matches a long
time ago...i had my favorites...iceman king
parsons...the von eriks...gentleman chris
adams. haven't gone in years, but still (on
occasion) will catch a match on t.v. some
of the moves they pull kill me...the back-
breaker makes me cringe everytime. OW.
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Reviewed by Joel Raja Kumar J (Reader)
Reviewed on September 17, 2002
Gave us all a good laugh Karla girl. A Lovely piece and though funny is very truthful. Enjoy.
I had a great laugh/funtime with the dialogue...good one Karla...;-)
Reviewed by Energy Shifter (Reader)
Reviewed on September 16, 2002
Great! I also like the dialect
Reviewed by La Belle Rouge (Reader)
Reviewed on September 16, 2002
This is so funny, I had an Aunt who used to roll in the floor imitating moves while she watched rasslin on tv. This poem really brought back memories and gave me a smile
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Love from India Joel
but i head butted you because i was laughing so much
Amor