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Pity The Poor Weatherman
by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner → (All Poetry by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner)
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Whatever the weather,
they get blamed because it
rained or didn't rain; got
cold or too hot; snowed or
didn't snow or because
Spring was late in coming ---
no satisfying the
public who thinks he's God
and should be right all the
time.  Let's pity the poor
weatherman who is brought
down to earth by Nature's
jokes every time he tries
to give us the forecast.

(c) 2010, Karla Dorman (2/4)


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 Reviews of "Pity The Poor Weatherman"
Reviewed by Phyllis Jean Green
Reviewed on February 7, 2010
Bless 'eir hearts. I wouldn't be a weather reporter for anything. Once read that meteorologist have a 50-50 chance of being right. I.e., toss a coin!! Weather reporters are just that. Have to go by whatn meteorologists come up with. Blame 'em anyway!! Gotta blame someone, right?

What gets me is, they don't look out the window. Will be saying it is sunny when there's rain runnin' down the station windows!

OH, well. Perish the thought that we would always know what is
comin'.

Love you, girl. Love lookin' atcher [re that darling 'pitcher' on your bio page]. Wish I could fly to Texas and hug the stuffin's outta ya! Me, I got a few too many -- stuffins, I mean -- to hug out, but I sure would enjoy havin' ya try.
(((((((((((((((((((XXXXXXXXX Pea XXXXXXXX))))))))))))))))))))

Reviewed on February 7, 2010
I like this piece. It flows well. <3

Reviewed by Sheila Roy
Reviewed on February 7, 2010
Who else are we going to pick on, Karla? lol. I think lots of jobs come with an image. Cops and donuts, nuns and rulers, teachers and apples.... Poor weatherpeople:)
Sheila

Reviewed by Regis Auffray
Reviewed on February 6, 2010
I like some weatherfolks; others are just plain buffoons and many know nothing more than my digital barometer mounted on my patio. Still, it is kind of you to express these sentiments, Karla. Love and peace to you from your friend in BC, Cananda,

Regis

Reviewed by J'nia Fowler
Reviewed on February 6, 2010
We just love to shoot the messenger, don't we. lol Well penned. Hugs, J'nia

Reviewed by Liana Margiva
Reviewed on February 6, 2010
LOVELY!!!!!!!!! Liana Margiva

Reviewed by Michelle Mead
Reviewed on February 6, 2010
:) Yes, how true. As we know, God and Mother Nature have fun with the plans of Man. Nice one, Karla~ Love, Michelle (PS-Thanks for your email :)

Reviewed by Karen Vanderlaan
Reviewed on February 5, 2010
well said!

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on February 5, 2010
I think Comedians make the Best Weathermen!

Reviewed by Georg Mateos
Reviewed on February 5, 2010
Pity The Weatherman didn't knew that "mum's the word?" (LOL)

Georg


Reviewed by Dawn Anderson
Reviewed on February 5, 2010
Karla, how right you are! Right now, in Milan, everyone is cursing the weatherman because he didn't predict all this snow that's currently falling! LOL

Reviewed on February 4, 2010
LOL Loved this one thank you
In Christs Love
Michelle~

Reviewed by neerja gandhi (Reader)
Reviewed on February 4, 2010
heeheehee...great work on weatherman....loved it...
best wishes Karla...neerja

Reviewed by Susan de Vegter
Reviewed on February 4, 2010
Can you imagine going out to dinner and being a weatherman? I wonder what REALLY happens to his food....especially this winter. Poor weatherman is merely a messenger but we site him up every chance we get.
Blessings and love,
Susan

Reviewed by E T Waldron
Reviewed on February 4, 2010
Especially Texas weather which changes before you have a chance to forecast it;-) Karla,I don't know how you and Karenstay sane in such extremes! stay well!

hugs,
Eileen

Reviewed by Peter Schlosser (Reader)
Reviewed on February 4, 2010
The weathermen out here in LA have the easiest job in the world. 75, sunny almost every day. Can't go wrong.

Reviewed by Jerry Bolton (Reader)
Reviewed on February 4, 2010
Hah! I reserve my pity for those who actually need it, not pompous, know-it-all's-and-who-never-admits-to-a-mistake weatherpersons . . .

Reviewed on February 4, 2010
With all the maps, models, and computer technology at their hands, you'd think they'd get it right! I think they use a dart board, personally. LOL Cute write, Karla, and I love the piccy of David and James! They're trying ... LOL

(((HUGS))) and much love, your twin, Karen Lynn. :D

As long as there's no tors, large hail, or heat in the forecast, I'm game! :)

Reviewed by Paul Berube
Reviewed on February 4, 2010
Nothing but an educated guess anyways. Good one, Karla.

Reviewed by Ed Matlack
Reviewed on February 4, 2010
But who else can we blame, maybe the StormSpinner instead, HA-HA!


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