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Old Man Winter Gets Served
by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner → (All Poetry by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner)
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Old Man Winter has had his
icy cold fingers wrapped 'round
my neck for  f a r  too long.  Time
for warmth and sunshine.  Enough
with the chill and high heating
bills, enough with record snows ---

global warming, my ... foot.  Been
a bitter season for all,
except for those who needed
it (the Olympics come to
mind).  And now, Jack's been served his
eviction papers --- glad to

see him go, even though my
twin sister isn't.  Hear there's
some property Down Under
for sale, cheap, and they're looking
for new tenants.  I'll even
throw in a good reference!!  =]

(c) 2010, Karla Dorman (3/1)


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 Reviews of "Old Man Winter Gets Served"
Reviewed by Sheila Roy
Reviewed on March 5, 2010
The cold is bad for pain, for sure, but I wonder which you'd rather have - the cold or the thunderstorms? lol. Hugs,
Sheila

Reviewed by Liana Margiva
Reviewed on March 3, 2010
'Global warming my foot'------------ VERY NICE!!!!!!!!!!! Liana Margiva

Reviewed by Kate Burnside
Reviewed on March 2, 2010
You and Karen sound like the twins in the Weather House... one in, one out, depending on whether (!!) it's hot or cold, sunshine or rain. I haven't seen one of those for years and now you got me all nostalgic... but, like you, I'm NEVER nostalgic for sub-zero temperatures... unless a good hot toddy and a roaring log fire are within a snowball's distance! Here's to beaches and bikinis instead! :)) xx

Reviewed by Peter Schlosser (Reader)
Reviewed on March 2, 2010
Global warming my foot! You hit the nail on the head Karla!

Reviewed by J'nia Fowler
Reviewed on March 2, 2010
Love to see your sense of humor show in your writing. Hugs, J'nia

Reviewed by Holly Ibbitson (Reader)
Reviewed on March 2, 2010
Loved this poem Karla, love Holly

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on March 2, 2010
Been a bitter season for all

How true, and I'm thinkin Spring, right now.

Reviewed by larry linville
Reviewed on March 2, 2010
Lived in the Midwest all my life but can't seem to think of moving. Guess we'll have another winter like this is 40 years but I'd have to be 108 to be around.

Reviewed by Georg Mateos
Reviewed on March 2, 2010
Down Under you say? that Aussies are getting drought, tsunamis, run away hight temperatures, water shortage and a lot of mates with sharp elbows, are you sure sending your CV down there? (LOL)

Georg


Reviewed by Dawn Anderson
Reviewed on March 1, 2010
I think I've been ready for spring since just after Christmas! Good write, Karla.

Reviewed by Karen Vanderlaan
Reviewed on March 1, 2010
yup! time for spring!

Reviewed by Mark Lichterman
Reviewed on March 1, 2010
Hey there, Miss Karla, I hear there's two more storms a'brewin'. And I'll remember these words when the heat of the Texas summer gets you down.
Very well written poem, Ma'am.
Your friend, Mark

Reviewed by John Flanagan
Reviewed on March 1, 2010
Luv the light, quirky thinking and expression with a real underlying message. Good one, Karla!

John

Reviewed by Ed Matlack
Reviewed on March 1, 2010
Somebody down under is not going to like you sending winter their way, LOL! Though I would certainly be happy to see Mr. Frost head south for his next winter too...ED

Reviewed by Karen Palumbo
Reviewed on March 1, 2010
Yup, it sure has been one very wild and strange winter and I too will be glad to see it go, though I dread the heat of summer. Good to read you again, it feels like forever that I have not been on the den as much as I would like to.

Be always safe,
Karen

Reviewed on March 1, 2010
Cute write, Karla, but as a fan of winter/cold, I hate to see winter give way to springtime storms and tornadoes! Then you have summer's heat to look forward to. *UGH* I'm NOT ready for either spring OR summer! Sorry! Still, a good write!

(((HUGS))) and much love, your twin, Karen Lynn. :)

Reviewed by Cindy Tuttle
Reviewed on March 1, 2010
Loved this one Karla!

With Love,
Cindy

Reviewed by Paul Berube
Reviewed on March 1, 2010
Good one, Karla. Give old man winter a boot for me, too.

Reviewed by Jerry Bolton (Reader)
Reviewed on March 1, 2010
I'd take you up on the down under reference, Karla, because I have always wanted to live down there. But it is too late. Australia is as bad off as we are in the area of liberalism, hard to believe, but 'tis true.


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