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Pickled
by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner → (All Poetry by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner)
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*hic* LOL

Image (c) 2010, Karen Lynn Vidra.


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Nobody loves me, everybody
hates my vinegar breath ---
they don't want my kisses.
Say I'm pickled.  Not:  sober
as the truth.  They say I
reek.  Maybe so.  That's
okay.  Been taking two
teaspoonfuls of apple cider
vinegar before meals ---
trying to lose a little excess
me.  Have more energy, my
clothes seem to be looser:
guess I'll have to stay pickled.

(c) 2010, Karla Dorman (10/6)
 

 

 


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 Reviews of "Pickled"
Reviewed by Sheila Roy
Reviewed on October 22, 2010
lol:) Hugs,
Sheila

Reviewed by Jon Willey
Reviewed on October 9, 2010
Stay pickled as you choose Karla. As for those it displeases, too bad for them! Love and peace to you my dear friend. Jon Michael

Reviewed by Chantilly Lace (Reader)
Reviewed on October 7, 2010
Very cute indeed sweet lady...Hugss

Reviewed by Dawn Anderson
Reviewed on October 6, 2010
You know, for years, my mom took (and still does) apple cider vinegar after reading a book about folk medicine not to lose weight, but for staying in good health....and I did the same. I talked with a chiropractor once who asked me why I did it...and he told me that there are good health benefits in doing this and went on to explain a few. So, Karla, not only have you written a cute poem, but you've also given excellent advice!

Reviewed by Karen Palumbo
Reviewed on October 6, 2010
So what is wrong with vinegar? Have it on salad all the time and if it is good for you then go for it!

Be always safe,
Karen

Reviewed on October 6, 2010
LOL when your Italian you get used to the smell of Vinegar, but I prefer red wine vingear!!!
In Christs Love
Michelle~

Reviewed by John Flanagan
Reviewed on October 6, 2010
Let's hear it for apple cider vinegar, one of my saviours, and good for gout, too, and burning in the feet.
If they don't like your breath, Karla...tough!

John

Reviewed by Paul Berube
Reviewed on October 6, 2010
Pickled is good, Karla. Go for it.

Reviewed by E T Waldron
Reviewed on October 6, 2010
hahaha everything costs something ,Karla...dang it!;-) luv your humor!

Reviewed by Ed Matlack
Reviewed on October 6, 2010
Don't face to a northerly direction when you breathe if thats the case...LOL, e

Reviewed on October 6, 2010
Good you are trying to lose weight, Karla, but you can keep your pickly-vinegary breath to yourself! That's NASty! LOL Cute poem and love the pic! ('Course, I took it! LOL)

(((HUGS))) and much love, your twin, Karen Lynn. :D


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