Three u-g-l-y Witches gathered one cold autumn night,
They were troubled...it seemed that they'd all lost their fright!

"I can't scare the kids anymore," the first Witch said,
(While tapping yellow fingernails upside her head),

The second Witch said, "Yeah! They just don't act the same!
All they want to do is play their damn stupid games!"

"Yeah!" the third Witch intoned, "WhatEVER shall we do?
They just look at us crazy...when we try to Boooo!!!"

"The Warlock will kill us," the second Witch said, "Hooo-BOY!!!!
He'll jerk knots in our heads...and turn us into toys!"

First Witch said, "Scary movies don't scare them no more,
They act like they've seen it all...they act like they're bored,"

Third Witch said, "We've got to come up with something, NOW,
Or the Warlock will turn all of us into cows!!"

The u-g-l-y Witches thought...and they thought...and they thought,
Then they took a break to eat pig's brains and frog snot (eeeeewwwwwwwww!!!!),

Suddenly, they came up with the most Witchly scheme!
They would invent a night they would call "Hallo'een!"

Since kids didn't scare so easily any more,
One night a year they could *act* that way...furthermore,

Kids could pig out on candy until they were sick,
Leaving tummies upset and kiddies feeling *ick,*

They put their plan into action...surpassed their dreams!
The Warlock was pleased by the sound of children's screams!

They received awards...they were "Witches of the Year!"
For keeping children living in a state of fear,

Don't let the Warlock know the Witches lost their scare,
Hallo'een's comin'...for them...SCREAM!!! Please show you care!!
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BOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!! :)

Happy Hallo'een!! :)