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writer's block
by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner → (All Poetry by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner)
  
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think
think
think
what can i write
oh help i'm stuck
can't think of it
i'm out of luck
think
think
think
use yer noodle
don't wrack yer brain
it's so easy
not that much strain
think
think
think
*ow* hurt meself
pain lines ensue
this write's cruddy
hate it--boo hoo
think
think
think
think
think
think
i will never be
a great poet
but feet show it
i'm longfellow (SORry!)
think
think
think
what can i write
oh, this won't do
this is stupid
so long to you!!
--------------------------------------------------------------------------

ain't this about the stupidest thing you've ever
read? this popped into my head, and wouldn't
leave me alone...great. my muse is a comedi-
enne (SHE thinks--don't tell her i said that)!! i
guess she was inspired by winnie the pooh...
hope you enjoy this silliness despite her...a-
HEM...attempt at humor! :)

i can't beLIEVE i wrote this...forgive me?

(((HUGS))), love and laughter,

karla. (and muse!) :)

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 Reviews of "writer's block"
Reviewed by Vinnie Mantel (Reader)
Reviewed on December 14, 2002
Great write. :)
-vm

Reviewed on December 10, 2002
ugh, as michelle kidwell says..i hate writer's block, too! so annoying, that! but aren't you glad you have inspiration from god? he has blessed you mightily with such a gifted mind and such a gifted writing ability! always remember to praise him for this gift and thank him! love, your twin, karen lynn. ((((HUGGGSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS))) :)

Reviewed on December 9, 2002
Ugh I hate writers block, but liked this poem! Lol very funny!
In Christs Love
Your Friend In Cali
hugz
~Michelle~

Reviewed by a- maryllis
Reviewed on December 8, 2002
cute!

Reviewed by Ted Sheridan (Reader)
Reviewed on December 8, 2002
no worse than the famous," I'm late"

Reviewed by William M. Sowman
Reviewed on December 8, 2002
I usually use x-lax for writers block. Don't ask me what I use for constipation! You will always past it Karla. How can you not? You are too good a writer not to. Bill
Murray

Reviewed by Dee C.
Reviewed on December 7, 2002
Mental constipation....oh Roger...lol
Karl....I know just how you feel!
You'll be inspired soon and we'll all be there for you!
Loved this one anyway....lol!
~ Dee

Reviewed by jude forese
Reviewed on December 7, 2002
"your're a poet and you know it an your nose is a little longfellow" ;)

Reviewed by Chester Hardy lll
Reviewed on December 7, 2002
It comes in waves, and when starts you can't
stop it. SO REST UP your going to need it. My
best.

Reviewed by Ron (sketchman) Axelson (Reader)
Reviewed on December 7, 2002
Give it a rest, writing will
come back to you dear.
Send a photo. Then you can write about,
I took sketchman a photo
in my old desoto
Hee, hee, your humor is OK!

Reviewed by Roger Ochs
Reviewed on December 7, 2002
Writer's block is the mental constipation we all suffer from time to time. Fun write.

Reviewed by - - - - - TRASK
Reviewed on December 7, 2002
12-07-02

Writers Block Is You Think Too Much!

TRASK

Reviewed on December 7, 2002
Aint it grand poem?! I like this!!!!!

Sandie Angel :o) / May Lu $*_*$

Reviewed by Kate Clifford (Reader)
Reviewed on December 7, 2002
The moment I read the part about Pooh bear my mind redid the poem with his voice and I laughed my head off :-) Good write.

Reviewed by James David Compton (Reader)
Reviewed on December 7, 2002
Inspiration comes in the doing.
Just keep writing Karla, it will find you.
Thanks for the smile on this one!
-James


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