in the still of the night
lying in the moonlight
i feel you next to me
you hold me tenderly
your breath tickles my ear
tiny goosebumps appear
i shiver in the chill
grab the covers, down filled
snuggle up next to you
stickin' to you like glue

you pull the covers off
"what's goin' on?" i scoff
pillow upside my head
*WHAP* "that's it, dude, you're dead!!"
nearly go off the side
*WHAP* another collides
"hey--STOP IT--that's no fair!!
YOU'RE MUSSIN' UP MY HAIR!!!!"
*WHAP* now i'm gettin' mad
*WHAP* dang it--"STOP IT, BRAD!!!!"
grab a pillow--MY turn
"you're gonna crash and burn--"

*WHAP*
*WHAP*
*WHAP*
"OW--my eye!!"
"oh, honey--"
**WWHHAAPP**

i fall off of the bed
lay there, playin' dead--
"ohcrap--are you okay??"
hubby says, in dismay
can't keep it in no more
layin' there, on the floor
start gigglin'--can't help it
almost choke on my spit
"HEY!! you're messin' with me
where's that pillow??" says he
*WWHHAAPP**
it's my turn, get him good
cuts a flip, lands on his back
try ANOTHER sneak attack!!
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don't you just love it when your hubby (or significant other) and you are just layin' around in bed, you're about to go to sleep, and suddenly, you're bombarded by a barrage of pillows from every direction?
*WHAP*
*WHAP*
*WHAP*
my ex hubby used to *LOVE* doin' this...i'd get ***SOOOO*** mad...i'd wanna kill him!!

(BTW--that's not the reason he's my "ex" now!)

PS--my ex is alive and well, i didn't kill him, i promise!!!!!!!! :)

PPS--hope i don't get anyone ticked at me...hope i didn't start any wars!! :0