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the day off that wasn't (FICTION--a bit of silliness)
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it is a lovely day
is the sun as warm as it looks
looking out my window
ahhhhh...inviting as a good book

is is warm is it cold
i won't know 'til i step outside
man...looks PERFECT out there
don't need to stay indoors and hide

it's a WONDERFUL day
nothin' gonna spoil my mood
slept very well last night
i love it when i'm feelin' good

that don't happen often
i'll enjoy each one as it comes
can sleep in...oh! such bliss!!
and all of my housework's been done!

so this day off is truly mine
what ho! what fun i'll have!
a better day can't be defined
i don't have nothin' planned

shut off the alarm clock
methinks i will sleep in some more
awww, nuts...twin wakes me up
i'm botherin' her with my snores

get goin' sleepyhead!
do you know that you're late for work?
*ohcrud* dang, i forgot
the boss changed my time (the ol' jerk!)
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not really...i'm really, truly off today...and i enjoyed the heck out of it! :)

this HAS happened to me...once.

hope your day was as good as mine...

(((HUGS))) and love,

karla. :)


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 Reviews of "the day off that wasn't (FICTION--a bit of silliness)"
Reviewed on January 9, 2003
I liked this piece, hoped you enjoyedd your day off!
In Christs Love
~Michelle~

Reviewed by Floria Kelderhouse (Reader)
Reviewed on January 8, 2003
Very nice Karla,gave me a :) wish I could have a day off and it be sunny. Floria

Reviewed by Jack Roberts
Reviewed on January 8, 2003
Nice write Karla! Nice to read something funny.
Jack

Reviewed by Daniel McTaggart
Reviewed on January 8, 2003
Good to see some silly stuff from you, Karla. I don't know much about twins, but I do know from siblings. I'll just bet that Karen will find a way to blame the next day off that wasn't on you.

Reviewed on January 8, 2003
heeeeyyyyyyyy...don't blame me on that one! LOL hysterical write...i remember that, too. woke you up..."you're late"...AHHHHHH!!!!!! then you bit my head off. (meanie!) next time, i'll let you sleep in!! HA--what you think 'bout that, hahn? :) (((HUGS))) and i love you...even when you bite my head off...your twink, karen lynn. :)


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