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Help...it's heck gettin' old
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look to the good side of gettin' old 'least you're not underground, dead and cold! grins
help...it's heck gettin' old my body is gettin' stiff and sore oh crud...there is another gray hair menopause, wrinkles and more help...it's heck gettin' old i'm findin' many more aches and pains see, i'm tryin' to look younger but i'm findin' out it's in vain help...it's heck gettin' old i'm forgettin' everything and more i swear that i'm gettin' alzheimer's rememberin' is such a chore help...it's heck gettin' old i've found i've got the middle age spread where did my metabolism go? i wish these extra pounds i'd shed! help...it's heck gettin' old ahhh!! there's wrinkles all over my face! is there some sort of miracle cream that these damn things they'd erase?? help...it's heck gettin' old but i guess i'd rather be alive each day that i wake up is a good one another day i've survived!

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Reviewed by Karen Lynn Vidra, The Texas Tornado

Reviewed on January 26, 2003

delightful write on a problem all of us face as we age! super, fun write, karla! love, your twin, karen lynn. (((HUGS))) :)

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes

Reviewed on January 26, 2003

help...it's heck gettin' old
i'm forgettin' everything and more
i swear that i'm gettin' alzheimer's
rememberin' is *such* a chore .......this sounded so familiar......lol.......
Love
Oldie from far
do you know where
I forgot
Tinka
I think that was my name

Love
Tinka

Reviewed by john zimmerman

Reviewed on January 26, 2003

demand a recount!
get angrgy, get even
DREAM

good write --
love & joy

john+

Reviewed by jude forese

Reviewed on January 25, 2003

become ageless with discovery...

Reviewed by E T Waldron

Reviewed on January 25, 2003

the only thing good about it is we have plenty of company;-)great write Karla!

Reviewed by Lisa Hilbers

Reviewed on January 25, 2003

LOL Karla,,,I think somebody must have dropped a bucket of old on me! I don't remember aging pleasantly either. Delightful write only I related tooooooo well! *grin* Lisa

Reviewed by Ron (sketchman) Axelson (Reader)

Reviewed on January 25, 2003

It's said, we are only old as we feel?
Delightful write Karla........

Reviewed by na na (Reader)

Reviewed on January 25, 2003

Oh Karla ... how well do I understand the golden years. And anyting I said about them would be full of expletives. Hope the next 70 years won't get too much worse. But we all go through it an suffer together.
But that ain't much of a consolation is it dear? Hugs Bill Murray

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