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One UNHAPPY Kitty Cat (To Betty...Poor Little Thing!)
by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner → (All Poetry by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner)
  
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Hey! HEY!! There ain't no reason to be actin' like that!
You possessed or somethin', becomin' a devil cat?

Ears laid flat, eyes huge, you're a-spittin' and a-hissin',
Don't know what's got into you, there's somethin' i'm missin'!

Claws out, I can see that you're one ticked off kitty cat,
(*Ohcrud* I didn't know cats made that noise when they spat!!)

Fur's all poofed out...and you're tail's a-whippin' back and forth,
I'll know not to mess with you, from this moment henceforth!!

Just because your owners won't let you have any fun,
That ain't no reason to take it out on ev'ryone!!!!

I've never seen moods change so quick...her moods, worse than mine,
Wish there was a way to calm down this little feline!


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Reviewed by g g (Reader)
Reviewed on February 7, 2003
Very cute love this
huggs
Lady G

Reviewed by Sarah Tagert
Reviewed on February 7, 2003
very cute write! Sounds just like my cat, Sheba.

Reviewed by Cathy Montgomery (Reader)
Reviewed on February 7, 2003
Enjoyed this--oops...sometimes I FEEL like that kitty!! Sure missed reading your and Karen's writes...

Reviewed by Paul Berube
Reviewed on February 7, 2003
Karla, cats have rights too!!! I guess they take after some humans. lol

Reviewed by Connie Hinnen Cook (Reader)
Reviewed on February 6, 2003
Used to have a cat just like this! Princess would lie-in-wait for someone to pass, & then bite their ankles! Thank God my husband tamed her! Loved this one, Karla!

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on February 6, 2003
HAHAHAHA> Thanks for the laughs Karla
Love
Tinka

Reviewed by Sara Coslett
Reviewed on February 6, 2003
Hahahahahaha, Karla so good. I have a cat like this or I should say had. I give her kitty prozac and she is soooooo calm now. But Suzy (my kitty) is spayed so if you are planning on mating her you might not want to do that.

Reviewed by Calendula Petal (Reader)
Reviewed on February 6, 2003
hahahaha....wonderful!
remind me of that saying....Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.



Reviewed by Erin Kelly-Moen
Reviewed on February 5, 2003
Ha, methinks there is more to this "ode to cat" than meets the eye, Karla...Do Karen's ears flatten to her head and her eyes become slits, does she hiss and spit? Good!! If cats and sisters did not display this behaviour, I would be worried! Cats...my dead cat, I guess I will never read anything about cats without aching with the Little Deaths of my animal friends...no, never again, but you and Karen seem to have his indomitable spirit, and for that, I am thankful.

Our less-than-new kitten is such a scaredy-cat, every loud noise sends him flying for cover, so different than Baybe's fierce confrontational attitude...but the new fuzzy, sweet-kitten-smelling wonder needs us now, he's a flopper, you walk, he runs ahead, he flops and looks at you, and that's about it!! Poke him with a toe, and he's complacent...right now, he's happily playing on the recliner with his mouse, in a world of his own, Chewboy always knew the real world was close, and he loved it, this timid, sweet soul, runs away when I open the back door!! :) It is like night and day, but that is as it should be, chaos and balance, our circus, is now....we can form with our feelings everything we touch, and so, as you two touch me, I touch you. :)

Reviewed on February 5, 2003
Reminds me of Precious when she use to get angry unfortunately Precious was killed last week, but this was a cute write!
God Bless
~Michelle~

Reviewed by Red Matrix (Reader)
Reviewed on February 5, 2003
Meow!

I loved it. Reminds me of my old cat, Luna.
I loved to provoke her to make her flatten
her ears back. I've got scars to prove it!

º¿º

Reviewed by Red Matrix (Reader)
Reviewed on February 5, 2003
LOL Thanks for the laughs Karla! This was great! hugs

Reviewed by Gilles Marchand
Reviewed on February 5, 2003
Awwww a little puddy cat...LOL!!!!!
Blue eyed fish...

Reviewed by Maria Lupinacci
Reviewed on February 5, 2003
Karla,
This is adorable! We had a cat when I was around twelve, and my youngest brother wanted to have an exorcism performed on her! LMAO!! He could not understand why she did the things she did, especially the ears down, and hissin' part! LOL!

Thanks for the smile, and the memory!

Hugs,
Maria

Reviewed by the phantom pheonix (Reader)
Reviewed on February 5, 2003
So humorous I know one cat like that and I swear they do it just to be evil!!LOL great poem!!

Reviewed by Bhuwan Thapaliya
Reviewed on February 5, 2003
Sweet write.

Reviewed by Ronald Hull
Reviewed on February 5, 2003
Tot I thaw a Puddy Kat.

Reviewed by E T Waldron
Reviewed on February 5, 2003
you have depicted the perfect image of what a cat is all about;-) excellent Karla!

Reviewed on February 5, 2003
you have gotta' see this feline to see what karla is talkin' about..i swear she is part devil cat or something; she has a MAJOR attitude! but when she is in heat, she is all loveable and purry-icious and will act like your best friend; but lord...outta' heat, and it's SKITZ-A-KITTY! YIKES!! :o funny write about a funny feline! love, your twin, karen lynn. ((((HUGS)))) :)

Reviewed by Lady Peg (Reader)
Reviewed on February 5, 2003
Oh dear this was a delight sweetie.
Peg

Reviewed by Jack Roberts
Reviewed on February 5, 2003
lol Nice write Karla!
Jack


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