what s this before kitty what does kitty see
oh look kitty s owners bought them a p c
it looks like a great place for kitty to nap
whap off the keyboard goes kitty from a slap
bad kitty bad kitty kitty can t sleep there
but kitty s tired of sleeping in that chair
kitty s owners leave the computer is free
log on kitty s password is 1goodkittie
kitty settles in kitty begins to write
and kitty wrote this on the author s den site
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meow kitty here kitty is a good kitty
kitty is furry kitty is only three
kitty loves kitty s owners but hates the dog
a nasty mean creature it s worse than a frog
kitty s owners are nice but they yell a lot
kitty s a good kitty owner s kids are not
little johnny just loves to pull my long tail
think johnny thinks it s funny when kitty wails
kitty loves to write kitty is very smart
tick kitty off kitty will rip you apart
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uh oh kitty s owners coming in the door
kitty logs off better curl up on the floor
kitty is sleeping with tail wrapped around nose
kitty s t r e t c h e s first the back then all ten toes
it looks like kitty has been a good kitty
kitty s owners give kitty treats they agree
kitty s owners laugh at the way kitty purrs
kitty s owners gently pat kitty s long fur
kitty s secret kitty is a surfing cat
and kitty doesn t see one thing wrong with that
LOl I love these kitty writes!
God Bless
~Michelle~
Reviewed by the phantom pheonix (Reader)
Reviewed on February 10, 2003
I love this cat she is absolutely adorable the more i read the more I want a cat like her poor kitty learned ehr lesson about the dog huh? waht's next in her plans i love these adventures thatcat is so cute!!!!!!!!!!!
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God Bless
~Michelle~