kitty s finally home from going to the vet
kitty had the most awful horrible day yet
yep kitty and doggy got into it again
now kitty has stitches cause kitty was bitten
kitty now hates doggy with even more passion
kitty thinks doggy s days on earth should be rationed
doggy plotted and planned doggy s a terrorist
if doggy were dead old doggy wouldn t be missed
kitty thinks doggy s related to bin laden
kitty thinks doggy is absolutely rotten
kitty was just settling down to take a nap
while old doggy plotted and planned to set a trap
kitty as victim kitty has been there before
kitty unaware kitty curled up on the floor
kitty was just beginning to dream kitty dreams
that s when doggy let out a blood curdling scream
kitty peed on the rug then flew into the air
that blankety blank doggy gave kitty a scare
kitty s heartbeat shot up to terror level red
then all thoughts of kung fu calmness left kitty s head
it was life or death survival of the fittest
kitty warned doggy kitty hissed hissed hissed and hissed
evil doggy attacked kitty like a buzz saw
doggy overwhelmed kitty with tooth nail and claw
kitty s owners came home saw the blood everywhere
kitty s mommy owner banished doggy out of there
kitty had to go to the vet and spend the night
but that was the end of the kitty doggy fights
now kitty is happy cause kitty rules the roost
kitty no longer has to fear doggy s abuse
kitty can sleep kitty can eat kitty can purr
kitty will not have to fear doggy the old cur