ever since i wuz a itty bitty pup
i ve been winnin champeenships an golden cups
born a lewsiana houuund dog course pure bred
da finest houuund dog from my tail ta my head
i had da life mama spoilt me rottin
mama made sure dat nothin wuz forgottin
i could stay all day in bed and watch teevee
mama warshed my hide whenever i had fleas
if i wanted bones at two in da mornin
mama best got em or i d growl a warnin
i weren t gonna let no one spoil my fun
cause as doggies went i was da number one
i wuz da best just look at my pedigree
full bleeded hoooound dog i were da best ya see
den mama went bonkers she brought home a cat
mama found it near dead put it in her hat
took it ta da vet s vet say she not got long
boy dat was one t ing da vet sho got wrong
mama brung it home and she tole leave it be
or she would slap wear me out try her i d see
she fed dat cat ever t ree hour day night
where in da worl dat cat git dat appetite
mama neglected me weren t use ta dat
all because a dat stupid no account cat
ever time i get close mama would slap my nose
send me ta da corner punishment impose
kitty would fur out meow like i done killed her
mama would play whup ass and kitty would purr
leave dat baby lone she ain t a hurtin you
earnin me a enemy this much i knew
cat she growed up mama spoil her rottin
let da cat in me outside i m forgotten
t ings wuz just fine afore dat kitty came
ever since t ings ain t been xactly da same
can t stand kitties yuck dey nothin but hissers
one a dese days kitty pow right in da kisser