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i shoulda stood in bed
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i wake up, there's a poundin' in my head,
it feel like my temp's over one hundred,
i shoulda stayed home, went to work instead,
but methinks that i shoulda stood in bed!

have a headache, runny eyes, my poor nose,
it is runnin' just like a water hose,
i've gotta earn a livin', goodness knows,
and it's cold outside...i just about froze!

my boss looked at me, said, why are you here?
i'm dependable, that's me, never fear,
you're still sick...lookin at you, it is clear,
GO HOME before i kick you in the rear!

i told him, first, i'm gonna check my mail,
then into my bed i will put my tail,
'cause i really feel like pure t hay-ell *grins*
i will take care of myself...never fail!

no i ain't got that sars, but i feel bad,
i just hate bein' sick...it makes me sad,
this stupid 'flu bug is makin' me mad,
saddam can have it, send it to baghdad!
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whine...whine...again...glad i'm off
the next two days!! :(

ahhhhhhhhhh-chooooooooooo!!!!!!!!

*gesundheit*

*long distance* (((HUGS))) and love,

karla. :(


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 Reviews of "i shoulda stood in bed"
Reviewed on April 9, 2003
This was so funny, hate being sick..take care of yourself and get well soon!

Reindeer

Reviewed by Lady Peg (Reader)
Reviewed on April 8, 2003
Oh sniffle I hate them chickensoup water, juice plenty sleep. Hugs good write.Peg

Reviewed by E T Waldron
Reviewed on April 8, 2003
colds are miserable! Hope you feel better soon, awful hard to work with a cold...

Reviewed by the phantom pheonix (Reader)
Reviewed on April 8, 2003
oh oh I hope you feel better soon really do

Reviewed by Susan de Vegter
Reviewed on April 8, 2003
Ohhhh Poor Babeee....get some chicken soup and my own mother's cure all Ginger Ale. Stay under the covers and get a few good movies. Relax, sleep and liquids and when you feel like it write us another poem or two.

Love and peace,
Susan

Reviewed by Sage
Reviewed on April 8, 2003
Get well Dearheart only you could find humor in having the flu. All the best Sage

Reviewed by Floria Kelderhouse (Reader)
Reviewed on April 8, 2003
Karla you are always sick...do you have allergies...it seems like maybe you do...well I know your dad is having surgery tomorrow...take care...I am praying for all of you..floria

Reviewed by Josephine Bohen
Reviewed on April 8, 2003
yikes you take care now ya hear
josie

Reviewed by Elizabeth Taylor (Reader)
Reviewed on April 8, 2003
Bless you.

Reviewed on April 8, 2003
i am sorry you are sick, too. so am i; didn't sleep a WAHHHH last night! feel better, but not great! think i will go to bed earlier tonight and SLEEP! i am TIRED! feel better soon, sweetie! but glad we could be sick at the same time! there's nobody i'd rather share the bug with than you! :) cute write! love, your twin, karen lynn. ((((ACCCHOOOO!)))) whoops! i meant (((HUGS))) :)


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