helllppp...i'm so
confused...i'm
havin' some
of what i
call senior
moments i've
been havin'
a lot of
those lately
don't you hate
that you go
to the next
room and can't
remember
what the heck
you went in
there for in
the first place
"now what was
i gonna
do" drives me
NUTS or i'm
talkin' and
right in the
middle of
what i was
sayin' brain
drain i have
another
word for it
but i'll be
nice HA i
forget what
i wanted
to say "oh
never mind!"
"what was i
sayin'" makes
me look so
*stupid* naaaah
i ain't blonde
gettin' old
i'm almost
forty four
years old my
body tells
me it is
one hundred
and eight on
a good day
HA uncle
arthur has
moved in i
want him to
move OUT dang
stiff joints ohhhh
it hurts to
get up in
the morning
*snap crackle
pop* ow pain
lines if i
feel this dang
old now what's
it gonna
be like in
five or ten
years please don't
answer that
Lol I loved this piece, reminded me of Brother Lou the Pastors Husbands he has his Seniors Moments too we all do don't we and I am only 25
God Bless
~Michelle~
(((((Hugz)))
A fun rant even if you are hurting;-)...Wait til your a senior hahaha...
Reviewed by Lady Peg (Reader)
Reviewed on April 16, 2003
And it is an excellent rant.
{{THANKYOU}}}
Love Peggy
Reviewed by Merrill Vaughan (Reader)
Reviewed on April 16, 2003
Karla,
I have those moments and I call them "temporary gray matter problems"
Think positive all the time, cause negative is not permament
Reviewed by the phantom pheonix (Reader)
Reviewed on April 16, 2003
try being twenty three as in my case and still have those moments of entering a room and not remembering why you were going there and having arthritis in the hands knee and back along with all my other problems I deal with Life is sometimes not easy for people all we can do is struggle on
Funny Karla, real funny. I can relate <I'm already there at 53. Your body goes down but your brain adapts in a positive way to compensate. A wise person becomes a better friend to her or himself. Makes a big difference.
LOL Adorable.....
oh oh oh
I have ANOTHER word for brain drain
I used to waitress yrs ago....and when we got lost.....and things were rushing around....we would call it getting lost in the weeds
ANOTHER ONE
brain fart
lol I used to work in Taiwanese imports, and many of my coworkers had limited english, and asked me to teach them expressions....sooooo
evil evil thing that I am
I told them to say....when they forgot something
We get so busy our minds are overloaded.. I never have enough time in a day... That is why we forget.. it is hard to be everything to everyone everyday... Great write
i don't wanna' know either! am feeling it today, too, after standin' in line to meet kelly clarkson yesterday for three hours (((ARGGGGHHHH)))) OW! *PAIN LINES* funny write about an all too familiar problem; i have those "senior moments", too! very annoying! love, your twin, karen lynn. :) (((HUGS)))
Homer's Ill Iliad & Odd Sea Odyssey (420 pages) is an adult satire/parody rewrite of the classic stories of the 10 year Trojan War and of the 10 year adventure of Odysseus trying to return home to his native Ithaca.
God Bless
~Michelle~
(((((Hugz)))
Just Keep On Writing Those Senior Moments . Authorsden!
TRASK
Pax
tony
{{THANKYOU}}}
Love Peggy
I have those moments and I call them "temporary gray matter problems"
Think positive all the time, cause negative is not permament
I enjoyed this very much!
Reindeer
oh oh oh
I have ANOTHER word for brain drain
I used to waitress yrs ago....and when we got lost.....and things were rushing around....we would call it getting lost in the weeds
ANOTHER ONE
brain fart
lol I used to work in Taiwanese imports, and many of my coworkers had limited english, and asked me to teach them expressions....sooooo
evil evil thing that I am
I told them to say....when they forgot something
OH...EXCUSE ME....I HAD A BRAIN FART!!!
lmao
this was an adorable write!