doggie!
why ya tuckin' your tail between yer legs
an' lookin' at me with guilt in yer eyes?
awright--

whadyado now?
don't go lookin' at me like that
ya did somethin' didn't ya?
and i'm gonna find out what it--

EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
*gross*
right in front of my DOOR--
AND I STEPPED IN IT--

**naaaaaasty**
why don't ya let me know
when ya gotta go?
ya got that dang doggie door--

c'mere ya--
RIGHT HERE--
there's the door
that i put in at great expense--

why can't ya learn to use it?
when ya gotta go ya go out
when ya done ya come in
WHAT'S SO HARD ABOUT THAT??

look at kitty
kitty don't leave me no surprises
for me to find in the middle of the night--
baddog!!