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i'd love to have the life of Cat
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i'd love to have a life like that
eatin, sleepin, and gettin fat
chasin my tail, maybe a gnat
i'd love to have the life of Cat

wouldn't worry bout bein late
dealin with the boss (him i hate)
pressures, deadlines...how they frustrate
o! to live like Cat would be great

o! to have someone stroke my fur
be happy, relaxed, how i'd purr
no appointments, no calendar
o! a Cat's life i would prefer

no worries, stress to bother me
o! that would be the life, so free
i could play, eat, then be lazy
Cat's got it made, don't you agree


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 Reviews of "i'd love to have the life of Cat"
Reviewed by Cathy Montgomery (Reader)
Reviewed on June 11, 2003
Yup, I agree...
Great write, for sure, dear lady!!

Reviewed on June 9, 2003
Karla your piece was entertaining but the only cat I would want to be is a Tiger or panther. Little cats get beat up on to much and sometimes they get flattened, sorry to say. hugsnlove Grady

Reviewed by Kate Clifford (Reader)
Reviewed on June 9, 2003
Love to be a cat just long enough to find out what they do in the dark at night........

Great write.

Reviewed by a- maryllis
Reviewed on June 9, 2003
I love cats... but I don't think I'd want their lives... they've got issues that we could not even dream of... like being scared of the vaccuum cleaner!! LMAO great write here Karla!

Reviewed on June 9, 2003
So totally agree!!!! I like cats...siamese the best....
In Spirit,
Bear

Reviewed by Robert Blackwell (Reader)
Reviewed on June 9, 2003
I've often heard that dogs have masters, but cats have staff. **chuckle**

Nicely written! **kotc**

Reviewed on June 9, 2003
aDORable write..."o! to have someone stroke my fur/be happy, relaxed, how i'd purr/no appointments, no calendar/o! a cat's life i would prefer." fantastic word usage! (((HUGS))) and love, your twin, karen lynn. :)


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