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heat wave!
by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner → (All Poetry by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner)
  
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*sung to the tune of "i'm so dizzy"*

it's a heat wave, my head is sweatin,
i don't think i'll ever cool down,
think the temp's one hundred and ten,
heat wave's makin me frown,

see, every summer it is like this and it's about to drive me mad,
don't know how texans live with this heat 'cause it's sure makin me feel bad,
where's a front when you need one?
'cause this heat wave ain't no fun,
and this heat, it's makin me feel real sad...

heat wave!

it's a heat wave, my head is sweatin,
i don't think i'll ever cool down,
think the temp's one hundred and ten,
grass is gittin all brown,

if it don't cool down soon i really believe i am a-gonna melt,
y'all up north don't understand, 'cause you're a-livin up there in the snow belt,
heat wave's got the best of me,
sweatin so much i can't see,
i need some cooler weather for some help...

heat wave!

it's a heat wave, tired of sweatin,
my deoderant don't work no more,
think the temp's one hundred and ten,
gonna pass out on the floor,
tired of sweatin,
i don't think i'll ever cool down,
think the temp's one hundred and ten,
heat wave is makin me frown,
it's a heat wave!
yeah, it's a heat wave!
it's a heat wave!

*melts into the background :)*

LYRICS (c) karla dorman, 2003

an aside: yeah, i know we ain't got it
as bad as some folks out west have got
it...but it's about to wear me out!!

all i can say...thank God for air con-
ditioning!!!!!! (but then, y'all gotta
pay the electric bill...that's a bit of
a bummer LOL...)


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Reviewed by Nicole Davis Vergara (Reader)
Reviewed on July 19, 2003
Hmmmmmm living here on the east coast begging for a twee bit o heat! Lovely descriptive piece but yes it is a real drag when it gets real hot!
((((Hugs))))
~Nikki~

Reviewed by Handsum Hart
Reviewed on July 19, 2003
I don't like it when it really hot, especially since I have no AC this summer. thanks for sharing and try to cool off

Reviewed on July 19, 2003
Is it so hot in texas this time of the season? This is a marvellous work, karla.

Reviewed by Joseph* OneLight*® (Reader)
Reviewed on July 19, 2003
You're so funny Karla! Hope you get some relief soon.

~Joseph

Reviewed by Christine Morell
Reviewed on July 19, 2003
England's having a taste of it Karla...no ac though ( moan, groan) Yours sounds worse though! Great poem.
Love
~Chrissie

Reviewed by Bhuwan Thapaliya
Reviewed on July 18, 2003
This is very descriptive write...superb....BHUWAN

Reviewed by jude forese
Reviewed on July 18, 2003
a really well written stroke of heat ;)

Reviewed by Lady Peg (Reader)
Reviewed on July 18, 2003
Smiles Texas is hot.. Been hot and muggy here.
PJ excellent!!!!

Reviewed by m w
Reviewed on July 18, 2003
Smiles - Texas is no stranger to heat


Reviewed by Marilyn Seray
Reviewed on July 18, 2003
Oh Karla, this a hot one! :) have an iced tea on me

Reviewed by - - - - - TRASK
Reviewed on July 18, 2003
7-18-03

Hotter N Hell In LA & SFV Valley As Well!

TRASK

Reviewed by Elizabeth Taylor (Reader)
Reviewed on July 18, 2003
I sympathize...hot here too. Neat poem.

Reviewed by Kate Clifford (Reader)
Reviewed on July 18, 2003
I've had an offer to head south.....mmmm maybe not :-) Head North young lady! Great write.

Reviewed by Jill Eisnaugle
Reviewed on July 18, 2003
Amen Karla!!!!! This Texan knows all too well how dam*ed hot it is!
Great write,
Love,
Jill :)

Reviewed by john zimmerman
Reviewed on July 18, 2003
good write.

you're not the first texan that
i've heard complain about the heat---
must be hot
< < <grin>>>
j+

Reviewed by Robert Blackwell (Reader)
Reviewed on July 18, 2003
Atta girl...great song!

Reviewed by nevine Al Seidi (Reader)
Reviewed on July 18, 2003
This is not the assignment.. where can I find it??????

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on July 18, 2003
You are a roasted chicken my friend!!

Overcooked!!

Love Tinka

Reviewed on July 18, 2003
How clever, but true, Karla! I don't know how people live in Texas cuz of the heat! Whew! I'm from the North, but I can't take the cold anymore, either! What to do!?!?!?!
In Spirit,
Bear

Reviewed on July 18, 2003
this is funny and a clever write about a weather event we texas folk know all too well about. :) wish i were back in ohio, where it's IN THE 70's! ARRGGHHH!!!! i miss ohio and her cool stuff...WHY can't we get any of that cool stuff in the summer?? i CAN'T WAIT 'til fall.....LOL ((((HUGS)))) and love, your twin (who is just as hot and bothered by the heat as you!), karen lynn. :)

Reviewed by David Knight
Reviewed on July 18, 2003
You've had it too? At least in the states you have a/c Pheeeewww!!
David


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