* sung to the tune of "i think i love you" and my apologies to the partridge family*
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i'm sleeping
wow, am i ever having a good dream
then all at once i wake up
from a vision running around my brain
it's driving me insane
i hold my hands up to my head
i sit up in my bed
dreamt of HUMMERS (orange and red)...
"i'd love to have one!" (i'd love to have one)
this morning, i wake up with a feeling
don't think that i can afford it
what can i possibly do to get one
the darn thing costs a ton
it's way above my price range
unless my finances change
having a HUMMER would be nice...
"i'd love to have one!" (i'd love to have one)
i'd love to have one
so what am i afraid of?
cost is more than i can afford
because i am kind of poor
i still would like one
and it is good to have a dream
if i get a huge raise in pay
maybe i'll have one some day
could i afford the payments
or how about the insurance
so no one sues me for my pants
hey!! i still would love one!
so what if i can't afford it
and watch my credit go to...spit *grins*
might as well look like i'm rich
i know i want one
and it is good to have a dream
if i get a huge raise in pay
maybe i'll have one some day
believe me
the only HUMMER i could buy
would be one that's matchbox sized
that would be cheap
believe i can afford it
and won't ruin my credit
think that's exactly what i'll do
to the toy section i'll go
and plop down a little dough
and then i'll have one!!
and then i'll have one (and then i'll have one)
and then i'll have one (and then i'll have one)
and then i'll have one (and then i'll have one)
and then i'll have one (and then i'll have one)
and then i'll have one (and then i'll have one)
(c) karla dorman, 2003
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karen--HUMMERS, no tag backs!! *grins*
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Reviews of "i'd love to have one (another HUMMER song)"
a grand dream, but i'll stick with
the moosonee mule, my 1980 cj-7
good write
john+
Reviewed by David Alexander, Sr. (Reader)
Reviewed on July 29, 2003
Funny, yes, but dreams and dreams are important. I see the message in it and I see the fun in it. Don't give up on your dreams. God Loves you lil sis, just as I do.. Poppa
ohmiGOD, this is absolutely HILARIOUS!!!! this is even better than the LAST hummer hit you wrote! now i will be thinking of "i think i love you" by the partridge family for DAYS, thanks to YOU! oh, well..this is STILL aDORable, and i LOVE it! ((((HUGS)))) and much love, your twin, karen lynn. :D
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You go girl...
This rocks...
I'm still waiting on
my java refill...lol
Hugs,
Trixie :)
clapping hands and tapping toes
Matchbox is good enough for me...but mine must have "matches"...not wheels!!
Just to put me on fire!!
Lol!!
Love
Tinka
Fun write.......your friend......Ron
the moosonee mule, my 1980 cj-7
good write
john+
In Spirit,
Bear
Always loved that Partridge Family song.....
Jenni