i love food...as long as it doesn't eat me,
and believe me, my appetite is healthy,

diet food though...ick...there is no taste in it,
diet food tastes like...well, you know...ewwww, gross...spit,

starving myself...so i'll be skinny...now, why?
skinny or fat...let me ask, don't we all die?

i'm going to eat, and enjoy what i eat,
i'll have dessert and veggies, as well as meat,

i'll try to be good, but i can't promise that,
i will try to limit my intake of fat,

why do they have to make fat foods so yummy?
i love to eat...take a look at my tummy!

what do i want to eat...can't make up my mind,
let me think, let me think...'cause i like all kinds:

i like fries, mmmmmm, mmmmmmmmmm, they make 'em so dang good,
i think french fries are my most favorite food!

chocolate! chocolate! it's chocolate i desire!!
if i don't get some, i'm gonna expire!

steak, steak, i want mine cooked superextra well,
burn that sucker in the hottest flames of hell!

spaghetti's good, so is a taco and cheese,
but what a mess to clean up if you *oops* sneeze!

mashed taters, with gravy, it sticks to your ribs,
ev'rytime i eat it, gotta wear a bib,

bar-b-que, o, i've gotta have bar-b-que!
it's my pure dee texan--it's a shinin' through!

snick, snack, snick, snack, ooooh, how i love cracker jack!!
but that li'l ole prize inside...they can take back!

pasta, pasta, where is the maca roooooooni
i want coal miner's steak, i love baloooooooogna!!!

candy! candy!! o, i want some c-a-n-d-y nooooow
don't you think you've had enough? *no way, no how!!*

as i said...i love food...i think food's okay!!
now...let's go to an all you can eat buffet!!!!

(c) karla dorman, 2003