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where o where *fiction*
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where o where has my little book gone
where o where can it be
it disappeared sometime in the night
and i'm left writing bad poetry

where o where has my little book gone
where or where has it gone
i have looked for it, both high and low
can't buy a new one at amazon

(see, i told you it was bad)

where o where has my poetry book gone
where o where is the darn thing
i cannot write without using it
my rhyming book was my everything!!!!

where o where is my brain today
i can't find it anywhere
hello, hello, is anyone home
i'm not getting an answer up there!

(really bad)

(C) karla dorman
-------------------------------------------------------------
thought y'all could use a laugh
this morning. when my brain re-
fuses to engage (which is, i'm
afraid, rather frequently LOL) i
resort to using a little rhyming
book. :) well, i've lost it...
HEEEELLLLLPPPPP! :) my brain
AND my book LOL


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 Reviews of "where o where *fiction*"
Reviewed by Rebekah Rosie Lang
Reviewed on September 24, 2003
Cute but also very bad! I got a nice laugh though!

Reviewed by Andy Turner (Reader)
Reviewed on September 24, 2003
Lights are on but no ones at home, that's me all the time, great tonic!

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on September 24, 2003
thanks for the giggle!!

I will lose mine on the next balloontrip!!

love Tinka

Reviewed by Paul Berube
Reviewed on September 24, 2003
Karla, thanks I needed a little cheering up today. You worked your magic.

Reviewed by Trixie Love
Reviewed on September 24, 2003
Hey Karla,
I see you're having
one of those days too..lol

Love the humor!!!!

Love & Hugs,
Trixie :)

Reviewed by E T Waldron
Reviewed on September 24, 2003
hahaha! Wonderful write! look online I'm sure they have loads of things you can copy, if you can't download.

Reviewed by Floria Kelderhouse (Reader)
Reviewed on September 24, 2003
karla this is so cute...you always write your best...great read here...floria

Reviewed by Sandra Corona
Reviewed on September 24, 2003
Karla, you don't need a book to have fun and write. This is so cute. My best 'think' place is the bathroom :)! Hey, I can ALWAYS find one of those :)!
LAYF :)Sandy

Reviewed by Ed Matlack
Reviewed on September 24, 2003
Karla, thank you so much for the laugh to start off my day at work! As I drive the 300 or so miles I do a day, I will think of this when sitting in traffic and give myself a big laugh. I hope u find the book, but you dont seem to need it, LOL, ED

Reviewed by Sue Hess
Reviewed on September 24, 2003
if i tried to rhyme i would definately need a book...hope you find it but you did fine without

Reviewed by Cheryl Sellers
Reviewed on September 24, 2003
roflol, loved your poem... gessss I need one of those books.. that was wonderful

Reviewed on September 24, 2003
(((karla)))

this is TOO funny! LOL

you are in a weird mood today, i can tell; i love it when you are! you write some of the funniest stuff when you get this way! LOL i really loved this funny write! thanks for the laugh!

(((HUGS))) and much love, your twin, karen lynn. :D LOL ~lm*o, rotfwhl*


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