when you have bitten off way more than you can chew
when someone has taken a big bite out of you
when someone says something that makes you feel real sad
when you are troubled, when you're feeling really bad

come to kitty--kitty will be here for you
come to kitty--kitty will softly purr
come to kitty--kitty will get you through
come to kitty--kitty, the comforter

when you feel like your life is going to the dogs
when you have kissed more than your share of warty frogs
when you've had a bad day, your head's going to split
when you just cannot take any more of the s**t

come to kitty--kitty will be here for you
come to kitty--kitty will softly purr
come to kitty--kitty will get you through
come to kitty--kitty, the comforter

when you are tired of losing another game
when everyone around you is laying the blame
when you're laid up in bed, battling the 'flu bug
when you lose your balance 'cause someone jerked the rug

come to kitty--kitty will be here for you
come to kitty--kitty will softly purr
come to kitty--kitty will get you through
come to kitty--kitty, the comforter

when besieged by life's troubles, when you are depressed
when you are attacked on all sides, you're feeling stressed
when you can't take it no more, when you want to hiss
make an appointment for the kitty psychiatrist

come to kitty--kitty will be here for you
come to kitty--kitty will softly purr
come to kitty--kitty will get you through
come to kitty--kitty, the comforter

the doctor is in!

(C) karla dorman, 2003