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Turkey Call
by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner → (All Poetry by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner)
  
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Wonder what the turkey says in the oven?

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Let me OUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTTTTTTTT
What have I done to you
*Whew* It's getting HOOOOTTTTTTTT

My wattle is burnin' OWWWWWWWW
And so are my FEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET
What have I done to you
That me you wanna EEEAAATTTTTTTTT

I ain't done nuthin' I'm innocent
I wanna talk to my lawyerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
What have I done to you
I'm gonna sue--call Mr. Sawyerrrrrrrrrr

OWWWWWWWWW HOT in herrrrrrrre
I'm a claustrophobic biiiiiiiiiirrrrrrrrrrrrrd
What have I done to you
Can't my screams of pain be hearrrrrd

Yoo-hoooooooo is anyone listenin'
Yoo-hoooooooo is anyone even THERE
What have I done to you
That you're cuttin' off all of my aiiiiiiiirrr

*Gasp Gasp* I hope you're satisfied
By this turkey's homicide
Hope y'all gits the bad stomach-ache
Somebody left the giblets insiiiiiiiiiiiiiide

(C) Karla Dorman, 2003. 

HAPPY THANKSGIVING FROM ME TO YOU!  :)
MAY BLESSINGS, GOOD COMPANY, GOOD
FOOD, AND HAPPINESS BE YOURS!
 


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 Reviews of "Turkey Call"
Reviewed by Cynthia Borris
Reviewed on November 26, 2003
Boy am I glad I'm not a turkey!

Cynthia

Reviewed by Susan Sparks (Reader)
Reviewed on November 26, 2003
Hey Karla, I just saw seven turkeys running down the highway on the way home from my job interview. You wouldn't know anything about this would you? I live in east central Illinois. They're safe from me; I'm not sure what my husband and I are eating tomorrow, but it's not turkey. Hey, I think I need to run to the grocery store and buy something. Oh no, I know how crowded the grocery stores are the night before Thanksgiving. Oh well, maybe I'll start on my diet tomorrow.
Happy Thanksgiving, Karla and many, many more. Love, Susan

Reviewed by Kate Clifford (Reader)
Reviewed on November 26, 2003
LOL fun write. Happy Thanksgiving to you too!

Reviewed on November 26, 2003
WOnderful write,Happy Thanksgiing to you too...
God Bless
~Michelle~

Reviewed on November 26, 2003
(((Karla)))

This poor turkey; I really felt his sufferings and pain! So sad a bird has to get cooked so that we may get to enjoy his meat! But YUMMM, do I EVER love turkey....MMMMMMmmmmboy! GOOD eatin'! YUMMO! I am only succeeding in making myself HUNGRY with this mouthwatering write! Now WHAT would the STUFFING say, hmmmm?? Or the MASHED potatoes with gravy??? Just wonderin' is all...LOL

aDORable write (but NOT for the turkey; to HIM the write is a *ahem*..a bit of a TURKEY, shall we say??? LOL SORry; couldn't resist the turkey jokes! LOL); truly enjoyed!

(((HUGS))) and much love, your twin, Karen Lynn. :D Love you, Karla!

Happy Thanksgiving, even though you and I BOTH gotta' work...oh, well...at least we HAVE jobs; too many people DON'T.

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on November 26, 2003
Happy Holiday to you, too!

News Flash -Seven turkeys just escaped from a turkey farm in Indiana; they're heading south towards Texas; be on the lookout for them; I told them The Texas Twinks would protect them; Good Luck.

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on November 26, 2003
Very "HOT" write Karla

Poor old turkey...shame!!

Love tinka


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