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the 'flu
by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner → (All Poetry by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner)
  
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Karla don't feel good...

my head feels like wood
i'm runnin fever too
AAH AAAH AAAAAAH-CHOOOOOOO
*excuse me please*
i had to sneeze
muscles are achin
temperture takin
got a sore throat
need an antidote
AAH-AAAH AAAAAH-CHOOOOOOOO
*feelin BAD, tellin' you*

(did she get the 'flu shot)

nope and the 'flu i has caught
at least i think it is
or a virus GEE WHIZ
i hope i don't share
it's goin 'round EVERYWHERE
and i'm tellin you
i feel like...like spit
and i don't like it
stay away from me
or you'll catch it, see
i'm goin' to bed, y'all
'cause i don't feel good...AT ALL!

(C) karla dorman, 2003.


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 Reviews of "the 'flu"
Reviewed by Gwen Dickerson
Reviewed on December 14, 2003
Ohhhh, too bad, Karla! Wishing you a speedy recovery! Nice funny poem!

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on December 14, 2003
Plenty of fluids and rest, Karla. Hope you feel better soon!

Reviewed on December 13, 2003
Believe me I can relate, I have had it for three weeks, and it had turned into bronchitis, but my dr gave me meds and an inhaler so I have started to feel better... I wish you a speedy recovery...
God Bless
~Michelle~

Reviewed by Lady Peg (Reader)
Reviewed on December 13, 2003
Poor things this is awful and close to holiday...
Stay warm

Hugs many prayers.

lady peg

Reviewed by E T Waldron
Reviewed on December 13, 2003
Karla, please take care of yourself!Do everything you know you should!I'm keeping you in prayer. Glad you can write about it with humor and do such a good job;-)!Bless you!

Reviewed on December 13, 2003
I hope you feel better soon Karla, and take care, this flu season is so bad!

Reindeer

Reviewed by Ed Matlack
Reviewed on December 13, 2003
Hell, Karla, I am almost reluctant to read this poem, but I did already or I couldnt be reviewing it, right? Anyway don't even exhale in the direction of NJ, turn towards mexico or like that...LOL! Good humorous one...Peace, and get better soonest...Ed & rufuz

Reviewed by Robert Blackwell (Reader)
Reviewed on December 13, 2003
Have some hot tea with honey and lemon to break up that nasty ol' flu bug. Get well soon! {{{{{{{{{{{{{hugs}}}}}}}}}}}}

Reviewed by john zimmerman
Reviewed on December 13, 2003
more "survivor's stories"

you ought to compare notes with Leland!

good write--

now get some rest
;{p>

john+

Reviewed by Floria Kelderhouse (Reader)
Reviewed on December 13, 2003
Oh Karla...you really should get that flu shot every year...this year especially...I got mine a few days ago..it hurt...but not as bad as the flu can be without it...I am praying for your recovery...stay in bed...take the computer to bed with you ...LOL....(((hugs))) floria

Reviewed on December 13, 2003
((((oh, poor karla!!!! sorry to hear you are sick!!))))

hope you feel better soon, karla. stupid boss of ours; HE is the reason karla is sick! stupid guy has the flu, and you think he'd be home in bed, but nooooo.....he is at work, infecting everyone! if i get the flu, i am NOT blaming karla...i am blaming our boss! he is the one that started it! LOL

cute write about a not so cute situation; sorry you are under the weather! hope you feel better soon; you know i'll take good care of you and doctor you up! (i make a good nurse! LOL)

((((LONG DISTANCE HUGS)))) so i don't get your crud, and much love, your (concerned) twin sister, karen lynn. :(

Reviewed by Leland Waldrip
Reviewed on December 13, 2003
I feel for you Karla. I'm barely getting over a bad case of this stuff myself. (read my poem, Possessed) Your poem captures the feeling well. Get well, and be careful if you have to cough.
Best regards,
Leland

Reviewed by Sarah Tagert
Reviewed on December 13, 2003
Hope this is fiction, but is does not sound like it. I know this feeling all too well, had the flu myself last week, still trying to get over it! Great Write, and I hope you feel better soon.

Reviewed by Kate Clifford (Reader)
Reviewed on December 13, 2003
I hope you feel better soon. I'll keep you in my prayers.


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