no wonder i don't feel right! after that encounter with the Lights, my poor brain is on the skitz... my nerve synapses are on the fritz... then i look in the mirror... JAYSUS! it's much worse than i fearered :) a MAN's looking back at me! a FINE HUNKY MAN is what i see!!!! WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED UP THERE??? this is too freaky--i'm really scared! i was a woman--i swear it's true ! WHAT DID THEM NORTHERN LIGHTS REALLY DO? who's that...MAN? i don't know him! them lights messed with my anatonym! gone are the boobs--wow, what pecs washboard abs--muscles--hey, wait a sec this ain't so bad--least i'm cute look at me--i'm one hot sexy brute!!
THANKS A LOT, ED!!!!! (Kate, too) :-)
(C) Copy written, 2004, by Karl(a) Dorman. *grins*
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Reviews of "sex change without really trying (for ed kostro)"
Have no idea how I missed this one-- just the lightness I needed today.
And will no longer complain about men not understanding women (do you know how bad testosterone can smell on a hot day???) All the Chanel in the world couldn't mask that atrocity!!! LOL
Men. . . hm, well, I 'spose we older women have someone to take place of our kids after they leave home. Either that or buy another betta fish!
humorously yours, your friend in Indiana,
cynth'ya lewis reed
Karla, now that your a guy, you WILL stop sending my those love and hugs mesages RIGHT? I mean I dont want it to get around that you and I are, uh, hmmm, well you know...cute write, hon, ED & Rufuz
Reviewed by Kate Clifford (Reader)
Reviewed on February 4, 2004
Surprise!!!!! :-) Acutally Ed can be quite shocking, keep a close eye on his port and updates :-) LOL fun write! :-)
This is a HOOT; enjoyed~ LOL Just what DID those Northern Lights do to you?? Now we are no longer TWINS! *SOB* (Just WHAT is Kenny gonna' say when he finds out he's gained another *brother*?? Let alone, Kitty or Kathy?? Oh, no...what are mama or daddy gonna' think??...)
Fun write, thanks for sharing!
(((HUGS))) and much love, your twin (??), Karen Lynn. :D
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And will no longer complain about men not understanding women (do you know how bad testosterone can smell on a hot day???) All the Chanel in the world couldn't mask that atrocity!!! LOL
Men. . . hm, well, I 'spose we older women have someone to take place of our kids after they leave home. Either that or buy another betta fish!
humorously yours, your friend in Indiana,
cynth'ya lewis reed
Tinka's comment LOL;-)
Excellent creative write!
Love, Sheila
But look on the bright side, Karla - I was a camel with bad breath for awhile. She took pity on me - talk very nicely to her. Who knows?
Love TYinka
This is a HOOT; enjoyed~ LOL Just what DID those Northern Lights do to you?? Now we are no longer TWINS! *SOB* (Just WHAT is Kenny gonna' say when he finds out he's gained another *brother*?? Let alone, Kitty or Kathy?? Oh, no...what are mama or daddy gonna' think??...)
Fun write, thanks for sharing!
(((HUGS))) and much love, your twin (??), Karen Lynn. :D