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WMD
by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner → (All Poetry by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner)
  
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i don't like the way you are talking to me.
you aren't being very nice.  ZAP!  take that!
a bolt of energy shoots from my finger.
wow!  that was weird--totally unexpected.

hope you weren't hurt--sorry about the hair.
see, i was killed last week, and came back to life.
didn't think i would be affected like this.
i was taken away by the northern lights.

guess i picked up a little of their power.
are you okay?  do you need an ambulance?
i better watch where i am pointing this thing.
it could go off when i'm least expecting it.

perhaps i should register this thing, like a gun.
or maybe the president could use my help.
can i set it on shock--stun--or even kill?
what would it be like if i used full power?

maybe i could become a super hero.
saving little old ladies, children, the weak.
using my powers for the good of mankind.
please don't look at me like i have gone crazy.

i didn't know that this power was inside.
kate didn't tell me there would be side effects.
well, maybe she did--i just can't remember.
i'm still kind of affected--brain's on the fritz.

kate (darn you)!  now what am i supposed to do?
i can't have this thing going off when i'm mad!
what if i shoot my eye out, brushing my hair?
is there any way that you can take this back?!!??

MORAL:  it's not polite to point.  :-)

(C) Copy written, 2004, by Karla Dorman.


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 Reviews of "WMD"
Reviewed by Sarah Tagert
Reviewed on February 11, 2004
very funny, don't point that thing my way!!!!

Reviewed by Simon Thurlow (Reader)
Reviewed on February 11, 2004
LOL...this amused me. I was expecting to see a slating of President (I didn't go missing to avoid National Service honestly) Bush given that much of the stick about Weapons of Mass Destruction is coming back to haunt both him and Blair !!

Reviewed by Lady Peg (Reader)
Reviewed on February 9, 2004
no it is not polite to point..
Good write...

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on February 9, 2004
well done Karla!!

Love Tinka

Reviewed by E T Waldron
Reviewed on February 9, 2004
Karla, this is top class!;-) Don't tell the CIA, hahaha...I love this. Hey, We have to get together against Kates minions!!!;-)

Reviewed by Floria Kelderhouse (Reader)
Reviewed on February 9, 2004
hahahaha so you came back in spirit...dont point at me Karla...lOl...good write...we will all be ganging up on
katie...floria

Reviewed by Lori Moore
Reviewed on February 9, 2004
Cute! Lol!

Reviewed by jude forese
Reviewed on February 9, 2004
you've made you point, superbly ...

Reviewed by Ed Matlack
Reviewed on February 9, 2004
Aim that finger at Kate, Karla, and zap her back to her roots, her gray roots that is, LOL! Oops I am gonna get dead a second time if I don't watch out, fun write, Karla, enjoyed a great deal, thanks, Ed & Rufuz

Reviewed by Denise Edwards
Reviewed on February 9, 2004
"Clap clap clap!" Very nice, my Texas friend! A nice piece of humor.

Reviewed on February 9, 2004
Ha ha..I loved this karla!

Reindeer

Reviewed by Ronald Hull
Reviewed on February 9, 2004
Good story line--with moral.

Reviewed by Debby Rosenberg
Reviewed on February 9, 2004
cute poem, be careful

Reviewed by Kate Clifford (Reader)
Reviewed on February 9, 2004
LOL just don't point and your'll be okay :-) See? There are benefits to the way each person has been killed......think about it :-) and enjoy your new power :-)

Reviewed on February 9, 2004
LOL

(((Karla)))

This is hilarious; you deserve all the kudos for this fun resurrection of a write! LOL Enjoyed much (and remember: don't point that thing at me; you could hurt someone with that loaded weapon...)!

(((HUGS))) and much love, your twin, Karen Lynn. :D

I'll have to remember NOT to make you mad; you just may zap me out of existance....LOL

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on February 9, 2004
Hey! Watch it. Something just zapped my antenna. Not nice!

Expect a severe reprimand from the Head of the Dead Poet Society.

Reviewed by Anna Marie Fritz (Reader)
Reviewed on February 9, 2004
Ha ha ha ha ha...this is so good, hon!
Those of us "resurrected" ones seem to
be getting back at Katy!


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