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ZAPpity DO DAH, ZAPpity DAY
by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner → (All Poetry by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner)
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This is all in fun--I love you, Karen!! :-)

since kate killed us, we have this strange power.
we can shoot beams of Light from our fingers.
it's kind of cool, but hard to get used to.
karen keeps zapping me, leaving stingers.

it doesn't help that i can make her mad.
she gets mad, ZIP--ZAP--ZOWIE!!! green sparks fly.
i wind up with smoke rising from my ears.
when she loses it, MY rear ends up fried.

scorch marks are ruining all of my clothes.
i smell like i fell into a fire.
she singed my eyebrows off, lighting my smoke.
i wish better aim, she would aquire.

my hair is sticking straight out on my head.
it looks like i've been electrocuted.
karen needs to learn to have better aim.
or i'll be dead again--executed.

getting killed once was not a lot of fun.
reincarnation, a bit of a pain.
no wonder i've become a weather fan.
i have to put myself out when it rains.

i've basically learned how to use my Light.
once in a while, i make a mistake.
like the time i knocked out ed's antenna.
at least i haven't started an earthquake!


(C) Copy written, 2004, by Karla Dorman. 


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Reviewed by Rhonda Taylor
Reviewed on February 15, 2004
Now that's funny!! Love the title! Sisters!!! I know all about them!
Rhonda

Reviewed by Simon Thurlow (Reader)
Reviewed on February 15, 2004
LMAO...reminds me of that film with Goldie Hawn when she is dead !!

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on February 14, 2004
Cute Fun Write Karla!!

Happy Valentines Day!!

love Tinka

Reviewed by Ed Matlack
Reviewed on February 13, 2004
As always fun write, hon, thanks...does anyone know how to get a hold of ED K? Can't send him messages, nor from this end anyway,? Gonna add this message till I get to hear from him! Peace thru Writing, Ed & Rufuz

Reviewed by Kate Clifford (Reader)
Reviewed on February 13, 2004
LOL cute write! Thanks for the smile today :-)

.......I heard that Karen!

Reviewed by Michael Morash (Reader)
Reviewed on February 13, 2004
Fantastic...very inventive.

Michael

Reviewed on February 13, 2004
(((Karla)))

So you are saying that my Aim isn't too good, eh?? Well, just YOU wait; I may get you back yet! LOL And Kate may get it too, for zappin' ME with those Northern Lights....HEEEEHEEEEHEEE!~

Cute write; enjoyed~

I love the hummor in this!

(((HUGS))) and much love, your twin, Karen Lynn. :D


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