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Twinkle Your Way Through The Northern Lights
by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner → (All Poetry by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner)
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The Twin Divas of the Dead Poet Cruise
announce their brand new show. :-)

Learn to twinkle your way through the Northern Lights.
Presented by Karla and Karen, the Twins.
It's a brand new show on the Dead Poet Cruise.
Since Kate, the Den's Poet Slayer, did them in.

The show is part Broadway play, and part movie.
You will not believe the special effects used.
They have won numerous awards for this show.
Live for the first time on the Dead Poet Cruise.

They are hot new stars--a new force on the scene.
Meet them, for they have become a huge success.
Kate's killing them was the best thing to happen.
They have more money than they've ever possessed.

They promise a great show and a night of song.
They would love to meet you, take a photograph.
You will be electrified by their voices.
They will stay after the show, sign autographs.

If you take this Cruise, you are already dead.
And listening to their voices won't kill you.
Karla sings low; Karen, like Loretta Lynn.
They are Divas, but they are down to earth, too.

There's magic, song--what more could anyone want?
Learn to twinkle your way through the Northern Lights.
The brand new hit show on the Dead Poet Cruise.
The Twins will guide you through, both are a delight.


(C) Copy written, 2004, by Karla Dorman.





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 Reviews of "Twinkle Your Way Through The Northern Lights"
Reviewed by Simon Thurlow (Reader)
Reviewed on February 29, 2004
Ahaaa...they rise up even in death LOL

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on February 18, 2004
Your Cruise Master is still lurking around, Tinka.

Twin-Ks, sounds like you are now Stars of the Show!

Reviewed by Bhuwan Thapaliya
Reviewed on February 18, 2004
LOL...smiles....fantastic!!!

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on February 18, 2004
My eyes could twinkle today...but our cruise master is not here.....and that makes me sad!!

ED COME BACK Please!!!!!!!!

Love Tinka

Reviewed by Christine Morell
Reviewed on February 18, 2004
LOL LOL. So funny Karla. Excellent!
Love
~Chrissie

Reviewed on February 17, 2004
Wonderful poem, keep it up...
God Bless
~Michelle~

Reviewed by jude forese
Reviewed on February 17, 2004
they must be taken this cruise to the dead sea ;)

Reviewed by E T Waldron
Reviewed on February 17, 2004
Hey That's the way. Wait and see how jealous Kate gets when she finds out she isn't a part of our DPS Cruise ship and can't be with us anymore. she'll change her ways then.Ha! she thought she was smart, but she lost all of her readers. Methinks we'd better get together and ban her once to let her know how it feels to really be dead!heeheehee!!!Hey what if nobody commented on her next write!hehehe

Reviewed by - - - - - TRASK
Reviewed on February 17, 2004
Difeerently Done So Good_

Northern Lights Actually Are Light . End Of Tunnel If You Can See It You May get To Be Able To See (Gdd)!

TRASK

Reviewed by Floria Kelderhouse (Reader)
Reviewed on February 17, 2004
Sign me up...I'm game...LOL....I have to go out and buy some new cruise clothes....very funny Karla....floria

Reviewed by Sue Hess
Reviewed on February 17, 2004
i see the in thing is to be done in by miss clifford. way to go kate

Reviewed by Kate Clifford (Reader)
Reviewed on February 17, 2004
Absolutely delightful. I see your having fun with your new powers :-)

Reviewed on February 17, 2004
Wonderful cruise indeed! I'm glad I'm on it. Heeeheee!

~ Sandie Angel a.k.a. May Lu ~

Reviewed by Steve Joos
Reviewed on February 17, 2004
Cute. They now have more money than they could ever posess? Sounds typical for a couple of poets. If it was two guys, they may be hits with the women (that's what I've always thought one benenfit of being a writer was; good-looking women say nice things about you 70 years after you're dead).

Reviewed on February 17, 2004
(((KarLA!)))

I'm gonna' kill youuuuuuuuuu....GRRR! >:( Have you heard of "Dead Again?" Well, that's gonna' be YEW! LOL

But SERIOUSly, this is a fun write; I truly enjoyed this! REALLY! GREAT job, even though you DID compare me to Loretta Lynn...Should I be mad or honored?? LOL

(((HUGS))) and much love, your twin, Karen Lynn. :D

Reviewed by Debashish Haar (Reader)
Reviewed on February 17, 2004
LOL...thanks for the laugh...


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