Yee Haa...Remembrances? Of a Party?
Collab between me and Amber..No separate versus....Jest Us'es

I have these skimpy panties of red,
Oh my, on thin ice I do tread.
I wanted to get into these
And now I need to be appeased.

Belle of the ball please excuse,
Captain Hook’s very short fuse.
You see these panties of red belong
To the Vampire man, arriving now with his throng.

We was dancing and prancing, havin fun,
Gettin us in a mighty fine time
Until the Invisible Man went blind.
Think he had one drink too many.

He stumbled and bumbled all around.
Now what’s a lovely ghoul to do,
When Invisible Men are groping you?
Relax, lie back, and enjoy the…view?

The Vampire man and I did unite,
And oh it was a magical night,
In the back room where lights were out
Secluded enough to let out a shout... or three.

That's when that thong came off of me
While we were carrying on, you see.
From the ballroom we went to ecstasy,
Then onto tranquility.

Looked for my thong when we were through,
But sleep did overtake we two.
Oh how the party did go on,
Come morning light I found my thong,
Guess which goober had it on......His head.

(c)2007 Amber Moonstone and Walt Hardester