I say, lets the play!

Now let me see, are you ready?

I give you some photos and you put them into Jpeg

What the problem Freddy

Ok Ok, I’ll give you a better handicap to bet

Yes you can look it up in help

Ok, just play, don’t yelp

You want to open up a file

Ok, my friend if that’s your style

I’m easy to please as you can see

You lucky, you picked me

Yes originals I have to scan my friend

No they’re straight, not bend

There in the scanner now

Yes, and they’re scanning, wow!

Into Microsoft digital image 2006

What do you mean we’re in a fix?

Anyhow with some delay

Come up with a display

Reminds me of my days with kids

Driving me around the bend, my wits

You tell me there was an interruption

Could not fulfill the asked seduction

Then after all is said and done

You were just having fun

There in plain sight and without shame

At last fulfillment you can claim

I see it picture clear

So sharp my mind does sear

But now you claim it wasn’t fun

The process just begun

You faked it all along

Laid on a dance and song

Now what am I to do?

I haven’t got a glue

Back to help I go

Do I find it? No,

You tell me go to paint

I found that rather quaint

Then tell me save as

I tell you that I has

Then again you come along

Tell me it’s to big, the dong

Then I say listen lass

I’ll stick it up your ass

Who winning so far

Don’t ask this could be war

Anyway I try another route

Pressing deeper the dispute

And now she comes with gushing sound

Your art, a spot has found

Strike one I said

Now she’s mad and goes to bed

This too much, gives her a boot

And up she rises with a hoot

Now I say listen dear

I scanned you back and rear

I’ am sure there are hidden places

And stores of hidden spaces

One by one reveal

With a little feel

But you’re not playing fair

You trap me in your lair

And the with rules your very own

Conjure till all my seeds have sown

And like a bull with severed balls

Wander in your hallowed halls

It was great fun though all the while

You did me in with style

Ok you win I said

You win the bet

My art she’d seen

Where is it on the screen?

28/10/2007