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A Hummer!
by JASMIN HORST E. P. SEILER → (All Poetry by JASMIN HORST E. P. SEILER)
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Who wants to drive a volkswagen?
*I’m not a hybrid, but a hummer!* *Hum it to the tune, “O the oil sheiks they gots plenty” in B flat, (broke) O’ puss, #5* *Ah, the cold shoulder,* *The price of gas and oil,* *Why from me you would recoil,* *It should make you hot, not colder,* *I don’t play the market,* *And I don’t play around,* *No other have I found,* *Why am I the target?* *You ran out of gas,* *Why you’re blaming me,* *I don’t drive for free,* *Not my fault dear lass,* *Now let us see,* *I am always here for you,* *Your loyal servant true ,* *To my heart you have the key,* *You turn my wheels you know,* *You turn on my ignition,* *Its’ always your decision,* *To keep the gas tank low,* *You took me from the stall,* *You can’t deny me food,* *I know I cost you more,* *Being a thoroughbred and all,* *Stop whining give me a drink,* *Lead me to the trough,* *I understand it’s tough,* *But when me you got, what did you think?*

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Reviews of "A Hummer!"

Reviewed by Jerry Engler

Reviewed on June 26, 2008

Humming is for the birds, Jasmin. I really like hummingbirds, and I'd rather be payng for them instead of a car. You got it right, B flat, O'Puss (Opus? I think I like your spelling better.) We'd better find a better lover....Jerry

Reviewed by Eileen Granfors

Reviewed on June 26, 2008

LA (at least my northerly town) is still the LAND of WASTEFUL CONSUMPTION and EGREGIOUS ego. I keep thinking someday they'll see the light. Hoping it's soon! Good thoughts, Jasmin. Eileen

Reviewed by Ed Matlack

Reviewed on June 26, 2008

My Jeep even with a straight 6 cylinder ain't much better, but I guess 20 per gallon is better than less...Rufuz for President...Ed

Reviewed by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner

Reviewed on June 26, 2008

The only HUMMER I do is humming, thank God I don't have one of those! LOL My feet are my HUMMER. Walk everywhere - can't afford a car, let alone gas -

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.

Reviewed by Mr. Ed

Reviewed on June 26, 2008

I seem to be doing lots of humming these days, as I walk or ride my bike more and more. And my tired old truck gets lots of rest these days, in the old garage. And look for $5.00 a gallon gas, by Independence Day (how ironic!)

Reviewed by Walt Hardester

Reviewed on June 26, 2008

They were thinking ...."Gee, all my neighbors have Hummers, and you know I have to keep up, gas prices be damned"! Now they sing a different tune, since all the really cool people are buying hybrids. It is hard to keep up with the Jones's when they keep changing.
Be a leader for once instead of a sheep for a change, start your own fashion. Oil Sheiks be damned.

Reviewed by Karen Lynn Vidra, The Texas Tornado

Reviewed on June 26, 2008

I feel sorry for anyone who drives with these outlandish gas prices, especially those who drive vehicles like Hummers. This is when I'm glad I have my feet to propel me where I'm going; I walk everywhere. (Have to; have no choice; can't afford a car, not even a dead one. LOL) The only Hummers I have are Matchbox sized. Think I'm too big to fit into them! LOL

Good write; I love Hummers!!

(((HUGS))) and much love, your Hummer-lovin' Texas friend, Karen Lynn. :D

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