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The driveway gone!
by JASMIN HORST E. P. SEILER → (All Poetry by JASMIN HORST E. P. SEILER)
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Some living beyond their means, some taking advantage, draggin everybody into the abyss

 

 
The driveway gone, the hummer too,
No money in the bank,
The cell phone gone,
The TV “Plasma”
But why should that bother you?
Perusing the mind, the hidden Crevasses,
The rushing rivers of energy,
The steeply stacked and jarred memories,
One emotional thought or two,
And all the flow turns to molasses,
The network modulates between gelling
And freezing the glycol of fear being the agent,
The body falls limp or stiffens,
The lip pouts, chin turns square,
Preceded by anxious yelling,
I say, you alright old chap,
Did my news get you upset?
Didn’t mean to scare you,
Relax it sounds worse than it is,
Don’t get yourself into a flap,
But you said, nothing left, not a penny,
We’re bankrupt, broke, gone under,
How can you be so calm, so composed?
Or you are telling me a pile of crap?
Ah it’s not so bad the government will look after us,
Are you kiddin they can’t look after themselves,
It’s because of them we’re in this mess,
Pension, what pension, you’re nuts,
We don’t even have money for a bus,
My blood pressure, I’m going to have a stroke!
First the house and now the car,
Your job, and soon now mine,
I need some booze, where is the wine?
Beer, you’re kidding, now I know we’re broke.
 

 


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 Reviews of "The driveway gone!"
Reviewed by E T Waldron
Reviewed on October 6, 2008
Very insightful write Jas, and many are finding themselves in this dilemma! Hope you are not one of them. Take care! luv,et

Reviewed on October 6, 2008
Jasmin,

Great poem. But, hey they did give us that check a while go, nice of them. I finally got to fill my gas tank and buy groceries! And as for our recent mess, it makes me so mad, I take the fifth.

mary

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on October 6, 2008
Ah it’s not so bad the government will look after us

And they sure have been doing one Hell of a job.

Reviewed by Georg Mateos
Reviewed on October 6, 2008
Hey! Hey!! Hey!!! don't even thing to touch my gold Rolex! ! !

Georg

Reviewed by Karen Palumbo
Reviewed on October 5, 2008
Hey at least you still have beer!! Relax, somehow we will get through this mess as we have in the past....

Be always safe,
Karen


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