Questions...... (poem) by JASMIN HORST E. P. SEILER on AuthorsDen

Questions......
by JASMIN HORST E. P. SEILER → (All Poetry by JASMIN HORST E. P. SEILER)
Rated "G" by the Author.

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Have you got the answer maybe?
*Questions, questions, questions,* *I question everything even my own questions,* *And then, if there is an apparent answer, I question that,* *How paranoid can one get, that’s my question for today,* *And it did not take long for some friendly soul to tell me,* *You are beyond hope; best get checked in and off the street,* *So I wrote a questioning poem, addressed to all my friends,* *First question, am I phrasing it the right way?* *Your answer, please do say,,,,* *Really! Up yours, try to be polite, I know it’s hard for you,* *Next question, do you think, I ask too many questions?* *Oh yeah, what makes you such an expert, assh.l.,* *This is not going to good is it, that was my next question,* *Yes I know, I just said so, didn’t I?* *Cheech really! Who made you the judge?* *Global warming, is quite local at this moment, it’s under my collar,* *Darn it, I’m not getting anywhere is I?* *You again? Let someone else answer for a change will ya,* *You see what I mean, how am I supposed to get anywhere like this?* *I question everything as I said, even the answers I receive,* *Where to go from here, any suggestions?* *What do you mean I haven’t asked a question yet?* *Were you asleep, what kind of answer is that?* *Look if you want to participate, make some effort,* *Not cheap shots ok,* *Lets try again, I ask the questions, and you answer,* *What do you mean, it’s all about me?* *Ok! If that’s what you think, you ask the question,* *I’m easy, but don’t balk if I am asking,* *Asking what? A question of course,* *So go on make it snappy, and make it clear!*

Reviewed by Georg Mateos

Reviewed on October 9, 2008

I will try to be philosophical and not tongue-on-the-cheek wiseguy.
But you, my dear friend jarmin without marbles of any consideration haven't discovered yet about living in a Question's World, so, take your passpor (if they give them to lesser creatures) and come to my world, where you will be welcome at the arrivals hall of the Answer's World, where we don't need no silly questions (beyond our worth)
If that is not snappy enought make a suppository and you will understand the answer to your question better.

With a tight and very hilarious embrace

(name deleted, just in case)

Reviewed by Sage Sweetwater

Reviewed on October 8, 2008

Jasmin, your pinball machine is just on Tilt...rock it on over, do you have the steel balls? What do you think those flappers are for?

Love,
Sage

Reviewed by Elizabeth Price

huh? How did you get into my head? Are you reading my mind? Help. Liz

Reviewed by Gianetta Ellis (Reader)

"Who's on first........?" This is the first thing I thought as I read this. As for "how paranoid can one get?" Remember, just because you're paranoid, it doesn't mean they're not lookin' at ya...

Reviewed by Andre Bendavi ben-YEHU

Seriously hilarious. Wit-wise work.

I salute You, Poet.

Andre Emmanuel Bendvai ben-YEHU

Reviewed by Felix Perry

well I may be able to help you I have been told more than once that I think I am a "F_ _king know it all" lol
Fee

Reviewed by Flying Fox Ted L Glines (Reader)

LOL - Somewhere out there, I am sure of it, there is an Answer Book, cleverly indexed to any question I might have. They seem to have hidden the damned thing. Drat :-)

Ted

Reviewed by Mr. Ed

I would never question, you questioning, anything! I have too many damned questions of my own, and I seldom get any answers. My wife now just ignores all of my many questions, and although I think my dogs probably know the answers, they ain't talkin!