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My dear prince elector, Edvard of the realm...
by JASMIN HORST E. P. SEILER → (All Poetry by JASMIN HORST E. P. SEILER)
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elector to the throne of the living dead,garantour of hilarity,(or whatever tickles your fancy,)from your most humble and gracious knight of amoure,with the most sincerest of respect,and benign adulation,may I suggest?,,,

 

I guess it’s just not in your genes,
Lack of leadership it seems,
I know you try your best, to welcome many guest,
But here my friend, what I suggest,
 
Here for instance, just for me,
That is how the song should be,
Clear your throat, sing loud and clear,
JASMIN, is a real dear,
 
Refrain, JASMIN is a real dear,
Sing it loud and sing it clear,
JASMIN is a real dear,
He don’t swear and don’t drink beer,
 
Left, two three,four, and once again, this the guy that I adore,
And one more time sing this refrain,
Keep on marching forward ho,
This you grunt, the way to go,
 
See what I mean, Georges dear,
This the song I like to hear,
Clear your throats sing loud and clear,
This, the song HE likes to hear,
 
No difficulties in them lines,
Crisp and clear it me defines,
A winning concept this my dear,
Now let’s go forward without fear,©29/10/2009
 

 

 


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Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on October 30, 2009
Sing it loud and sing it clear,

JASMIN is a real deer



YIKES! You're playing with fire here, for sure. Ma says Edvard ran out of eel for the Meatballs, so he's now substituting deer meat. And now, he's invited you to the Castle BBQ Wing with that other Canadian The Buzzard - YIKES!

Reviewed by Georg Mateos
Reviewed on October 30, 2009
My dear Benign Adulator, all songs of praise will be sung as you arrive to the poultry section of our Castle BBQ Wing to sing a duet with our favorite and seasoned for the occasion Disgusting Canadian Buzzard.
We will not think less of yah as we pluck you clean and hum "Jasmin is a real deaaaar..." " Jasmin is a real deaaaaar..."

EDvard, Lord Nosferatu Incubus
very "busy" with the Witches!
Sweden


Reviewed by Eugene Williams
Reviewed on October 29, 2009
admiration in pose is a dance that causes more than a kiss good night it causes the heart to pain when we apart liked your thought here very interesting indeed

Reviewed by John Flanagan
Reviewed on October 29, 2009
The Jasmin song...by Jasmin. Love it!

John


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