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The Noises at the Table
by Sue K Whalen → (All Poetry by Sue K Whalen)
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A fun poem, inspired when I listened to my three Grandchildren at the dinner table.

Noises at the Table

Slipping and slurping
crunching and munching
no one notices
at all.

the soup barely touches the lip
for a dainty little sip
no one notices
at all.

add a loud crunch
as the toast you munch
no one notices
at all.

Slurping your soup at lunch
do that a whole bunch
no one notices
at all.

Not forgetting sounds from the nose
a little sniff - like smelling a rose
no one notices
at all.

Now a snuff, a burp and a snort
unforgivable by all
this is the last resort
now your noticed
by all.

Susan Whalen . 2006

 

 

 


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 Reviews of "The Noises at the Table"
Reviewed by Mariann Klimczuk
Reviewed on April 6, 2009
Thanks, for sharing. A enjoyable write.

Mariann

Reviewed by Paul Berube
Reviewed on April 7, 2008
S.K.,

Funny how the innocence gets out of hand so quickly. I have 9 grandchildren who come over for lunch every Saturday. Trust me, you haven't heard foreign noises until you've heard this crew.(lol) God Bless Em. Boy, have times changed. Peace, Love and Blessings Always, Paul.

Reviewed by Chantilly Lace (Reader)
Reviewed on April 6, 2008
Cute pen,enjoyed..stay safe and well dear lady..Hugs


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