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Popping The Question
by larry r linville → (All Poetry by larry r linville)
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He was too shy to ask her to marry him. She did all she could to force the issue and she was sur she was successful until................




They had dated for years. She knew it was love.
Her ears were itching to hear –
Those six little words
“Will you marry me – my dear?”

“Will you marry me?” She hoped to hear each day.
She knew he was close –
But the words never came.
Something always got in the way.

She led conversations about things to come.
Of children and family and house.
But each attempt to help him ask
Was like trying to catch a wild mouse.

She tried every setting her mind could create
But the setting was never just right.
He avoided her lead or the cell phone would ring
And it was over for that night.

This night she had perfect plans in place
She began with a big chocolate cake.
She served all his favorite foods
Just like his mother would make.

The CD was programmed with those gushy songs
Of love and commitment and hope.
This time it will work, she knew it down deep.
She thought she could tighten the rope.

His eyes looked so different than she’d ever seen.
As he knelt down right there by the door.
It was so sweet how he didn’t look up
He looked humble as he stared at the floor.

This is it! Her pounding heart told her mind.
Her skin was alive and her heart skipped a beat.
He looked up and stared into her eyes
And began to utter words which she knew she’d repeat.

“Can you help me find my contacts?”


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 Reviews of "Popping The Question"
Reviewed by D Johnson
Reviewed on November 14, 2007
and probably this guy hasn't been seen since...and rightfully so. good write, enjoyed.

dan

Reviewed by Walt Hardester
Reviewed on November 14, 2007
This one is to funny Larry. I'll bet she wanted to kick him back out the door, contacts be danged.

Walt

Reviewed by Kathy Armijo
Reviewed on November 14, 2007
What can I say? I hoped she helped him find his contacts so he could see his way out. [laughing, wiping my eyes, laughing, blowing my now] This is a great poem to read this morning. It's a good thing I didn't have coffee in my mouth as I read the last line. What would Phydoux have to say about this romance?

God bless you. Kathy

Reviewed by Georg Mateos
Reviewed on November 14, 2007
For a moment you had me twisted and all warm inside to the happy end or to the utterly rejection, then...you gave me a dose of my own medicine that I have perpetrate on so many of my readers.
Well done, lesson taken!!!!!!!!!!
And...a final chuckle.
Georg

Reviewed on November 13, 2007
Adorable, Larry, but I thinks I need new specs. Misread the title as "Pooping the Question"! LOLOLOLOLOLOL!

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in Tx., Karen Lynn. :D LOL

Reviewed on November 13, 2007
LOL, Larry, whatta way to pop the question! Too funny, and well penned.

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.


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