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My Birthday and the Bible
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I'm celebrating my 66th birthday and I take time to compare it to the Bible.

 

My Birthday and the Bible
By Larry Linville
 
Today’s my birthday
one year for each Bible book
a simple sixty-six .
Now I guess I’ll become a Catholic
to use the Apocrapha
which should get me to 82.
 

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 Reviews of "My Birthday and the Bible"
Reviewed by D Johnson
Reviewed on March 12, 2008
Happy birthday old boy...it seems we have a sizeable number of March writers celebrating...enjoy the day!

Cheers,
Dan

Reviewed by Rose Rideout
Reviewed on March 12, 2008
Well happy birthday to you dear Larry, does it feel any different to be another year younger, after all age is just a number. I'm Catholic so I guess I'll live to be a ripe old age. Hope your day is as wonderful as you are.

Newfie Hugs, Rose

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on March 12, 2008
Happy, Happy Birthday, my friend!

Reviewed by Karen Palumbo
Reviewed on March 11, 2008
God bless and have a wonderful birthday! May there be many more to come full of surprises and wonder....

Be always safe,
Karen

Reviewed by Georg Mateos
Reviewed on March 11, 2008
So, our baby Larry came to be 66 years young, well well well....
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU DEAR LARRY ! ! ! ! ! !

Georg & the gang

Reviewed on March 11, 2008
Fun write; happy birthday, Larry; hope you have fun on your special day! You deserve it!

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in Tx., Karen Lynn. :D

Reviewed by Jerry Bolton (Reader)
Reviewed on March 11, 2008
Gotta love it . . . Happy birthday . . . I've got six years on ya . . .

Reviewed by Kathy Armijo
Reviewed on March 11, 2008
Happy Birthday to you, my dear friend. I can hear God laughing at your statement. Was that a clap of thunder? Or just my imagination. It's a good thing I'm Catholic - tho I have to say my Aunt is 103 - what religion does that put her in? {LOL}

God bless you. Kathy

Reviewed on March 11, 2008
Larry,

Happy Birthday to you,
Happy Birthday to you,
Happy Birrrrtttttthhhhhhddaaaaay, dear Laaarrrrrrry *gasp*
Happy Birttttthhhhhhddddddaaaaaaaayyyyyy ttooooo yyyyooooouuuuuuu!

Think I popped a lung - worth it though, to wish you many happy returns of the day!

Love reading this one - have the best one EVER! 66, eh? Good on you!

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.


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