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It's Not Writers' Cramp
by larry r linville → (All Poetry by larry r linville)
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Not feeling well and the poems aren't happening. Perhaps there's a better word that "cramp."


 

It’s Not Writers’ Cramp
By Larry Linville
 
Why is it called writers’ cramp?
I don’t have deep sudden pain
or muscles that contract
and I do things I disdain.
 
Spasms aren’t part of my life.
Horses called “Charley” don’t grab.
I don’t wake up in the night
with pain that makes me feel drab.
 
I have ideas that don’t move
as I sit and  play with my pen
if I’m at the kitchen table
or at my desk in the den.
 
My thoughts just seem to collect
and lay there suspended in space.
Nothing seems to make them move
no matter how fast I may race.
 
I don’t think “cramp” is the right word
for this lack of creation.
A more appropriate phrase
is Author’s Constipation!

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 Reviews of "It's Not Writers' Cramp"
Reviewed by Ed Matlack
Reviewed on October 3, 2008
Right on, a perfect phrase...ed

Reviewed by Rose Rideout
Reviewed on October 3, 2008
Larry I love this and you are so right when we get stuck it should be called Author's Constipation. This is a great one and what a smile to start my day. thank you for sharing.

Newfie Hugs, Rose

Reviewed by Georg Mateos
Reviewed on October 3, 2008
Dear Larry (can I call you dear?) you should consult Dr. Bonnie and get a Literary-Enema to help your constipated author's bowels.

Georg

Reviewed by S Phillips
Reviewed on October 2, 2008
You do it every time. You make me laugh. Loved the lines "spasms aren't part of my life; Horses called 'Charlie' don't grab me..." Those words are visual--and, I feel the pain. Never saw the final line coming. So I repeat myself, as always--you make me laugh!

Reviewed on October 2, 2008
Larry

Loved that last line! Absolutely beautiful and oh so true.

Mary

Reviewed by Gene Williamson
Reviewed on October 2, 2008
Of course, Larry, there's always the term, writer's block.
Just blame it on your muse. I did in a little poem I wrote
recently entitled Fickle Muse. -gene.


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