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A Looney Tune
by larry r linville → (All Poetry by larry r linville)
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I'm always looking for a ridiculous story about something famous which can be twisted into a pun. this one is TERRIBLE!


 

 
A couple of loons met one day
and had a love they knew would stay.
Clarence strutted all over town
until his love Delores was found.
 
It was love at first sight for the pair
and he gave things with nothing to spare.
Their courtship was short and they soon wed
and made a nest back behind the shed.
 
Before long they had a baby girl loon
who needed a name for her real soon.
As they thought no good ones came
so they decided to share their name.
 
Mother Delores picked the nickname “Dee.”
Now what name from Clarence to give a she?
“How about Clara?” Delores asked
and that seemed to complete the task.
 
Their girl became famous as she could be
and soon was known by Claude De Bussy
who sat down and wrote a nice tune
for the cute little Clara Dee Loon.

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 Reviews of "A Looney Tune"
Reviewed by S Phillips
Reviewed on January 30, 2009
I LOVE it!

Reviewed by D Johnson
Reviewed on January 28, 2009
larry, under no circumstances should you give up your day job in hopes of becoming... oh well, I think it's too late.

BTW, I love puns they are so much phun.
Cheers,
Dan

Reviewed by Georg Mateos
Reviewed on January 28, 2009
My brother took the words from my mouth Larry Loonville, your poem made me laugh hitting the two last line.
You are a clever preacher, ain't you?

Georg


Reviewed by Elizabeth Hobbs (Reader)
Reviewed on January 27, 2009
Hi Larry
The musician in me, as well as the rest of me, loves this poem. Cheers! Liz

Reviewed by Ed Matlack
Reviewed on January 27, 2009
You are a crazy as a loon, larry loonville...ed

Reviewed by Rose Rideout
Reviewed on January 27, 2009
Cute Larry as you help spread a smile. Thank you for sharing.

Newfie Hugs, Rose

Reviewed by Gene Williamson
Reviewed on January 27, 2009
Terrible, Larry, but it made my day. Thanks for the laugh. -gene.


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