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Help the Deer
by larry r linville → (All Poetry by larry r linville)
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Why do so many deer meet their death on our highways? I think I have the solution and need to get you to become an activist.

 

 
A wise old deer has asked of me
when he emerged from a big tree
to help him as he tries to solve
a big problem that may evolve.
 
It costs the lives of his deer friends
who are hit by cars and their life ends.
He thinks we might make a great gain
with a letter writing campaign.
 
He thinks it’s safe to assume
deer are hit looking for a bathroom.
He thinks he may have a solution
which would cause no real pollution.
 
Congress needs to build a “relief station”
at intervals all across the nation
so deer would have it easy to “go”
without causing traffic to slow.
 
He wants you to write the senate
on your own paper please pen it.
You can do so much better
by writing a deer john letter.

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 Reviews of "Help the Deer"
Reviewed by Georg Mateos
Reviewed on February 27, 2009
Deer John letter? Larry you have found the vein-mother of the literary gold-nuggets! Who said that Preachers can't make you to laugh?
We should honk before hitting a deer on the road, that's good manners and a call of courtesy!

Georg


Reviewed by Karen Palumbo
Reviewed on February 26, 2009
Cute, like your sense of humor...

Be always safe,
Karen

Reviewed by Ed Matlack
Reviewed on February 26, 2009
A deer john I have already written,
And the local deer here are of me smitten,
They got their relief stations built,
Now in the roads are only every now and again a kitten...e


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