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Let Me Call You Sweetheart -- I'm Your Waitress
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Some waitresses are so obvious they are trying for a good tip. It is amusing. When you get to be my age, the attention is wonderful.
The eating out market has shrunk and restaurant income is less so let me call you sweetheart because today I’m your waitress. I have observed you are obese and you are missing all your hair but the size of my tip depends on the guy sitting in that chair. It takes much talent it is true and my actions and words are bolder perhaps it will increase my tip if I gently touch your shoulder. My income’s important to me if I’m to enjoy a good life I hope my light flirting with you doesn’t offend your dear wife.

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Reviewed by Edwin Hurdle

Reviewed on April 3, 2009

This is an amusing poem,I was laughing out loud.this is great,take care

Edwin

Reviewed by Rose Rideout

Reviewed on April 2, 2009

This is so funny Larry but that is just how it happens and I get a kick out of them, truth is their tip will depend on the service I get because Hubby usually says how much should I tip her honey.

Newfie Hugs, Rose

Reviewed by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner

Reviewed on March 31, 2009

HA! Funny capture of desperate times calling for desperate measures - well done, Larry!

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.

Reviewed by Georg Mateos

Reviewed on March 31, 2009

To be safe you should have married an illiterate, so, like John below says, it wouldn't matter if she sees it or not.
Wifes are known of throwing porcelain, can you really duck?
Hilarious.

Georg

Reviewed by John Linville (Reader)

Reviewed on March 31, 2009

Has Thelma seen that one? I'm curious how she likes it.
John

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