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One Hour A Week
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Many people wonder what a preach does all week and some comment about what a great job because the preacher only works an hour a week. Here's a day in the life of a young pastor.

 

 
Up in the morning at five
to take a two hour drive
for surgery of a member
on a cold day in December.
When surgery at last was through
grabbed a burger and fries at two.
Hurried back to his town
trying to hold back a frown
and entered the meeting at eight
only thirty minutes late
for a meeting just under way
though they paused to ask him to pray.
It drug on for over two hours
before he got to the showers
a man who smiled like a geek
said, “It nice you work one hour a week.”
Later he slept in his chair
with a stack of books piled there
which he’ll try to read tomorrow
and overcome his deep sorrow
for missing his child’s first ball game
for which he shouldered the blame.
At the child’s room he stopped to peek
remembering his one hour a week.
He awoke to hear his wife say,
“another one hour a week day.”

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 Reviews of "One Hour A Week"
Reviewed by Rose Rideout
Reviewed on May 7, 2009
Yes Larry and too often that is what most think. I had relatives who were a Priest, a brother and a nun so I know what their jobs consisted of. Those people should walk in your shoes for one day. They would soon be looking for another job. Thank you for sharing an hour at a time.

Newfie Hugs, Rose

Reviewed by Georg Mateos
Reviewed on May 7, 2009
Next time someone come with that kind of remark, put a Merlin cone hat and pointing them with you wand say, "just magic, my son, just magic"

Georg


Reviewed by Karen Palumbo
Reviewed on May 6, 2009
Whoa, that is a full plate for "one hour a week" huh?? Just kidding....

Be always safe,
Karen

Reviewed by Ed Matlack
Reviewed on May 6, 2009
Thats why you get the big bucks and gift of eternal life...;-) Ed

Reviewed by Jack Kuperman
Reviewed on May 6, 2009
An hour a week - that's what others see.
Very beautiful poem wuth rhiming and tempo as I like.
Just one suggestion though - make spaces between paragraphs - it makes reading easier.
Jack


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