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Senior Citizens Trip To the Theater
by larry r linville → (All Poetry by larry r linville)
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traveled with senior citizens to a play. They were all OLD people. After complaining a bit I realize I'm one too!



 

 
 
 
Got on the bus the other day
to have a meal and see a play.
Dinner theater is its name
to a country guy this was tame.
 
Senior citizens on my bus
made  me often want to cuss.
They moved around very slow
every place I wanted to go.
 
Some spoke too soft and some too loud
some strayed away from the crowd.
Some were cold and some were hot
some smelled real good and others did not.
 
Our arrival was very fine
except there was a long bus line
filled with seniors from miles away
all were waiting to see the play.
 
Stood in long lines for the food
some were polite and some were rude.
So I got to my table soon
but found I didn’t have a spoon.
 
When intermission time was there
everybody went from their chair
to stand in line at the rest room
but back for next act to resume.
 
The play was one of the best
even while we tried to digest
the meal we had eaten before
except for what was on the floor.
 
Now on the bus we started back
I wondered if I’d earned a plaque
because of what all I could see
of people who were just like me.
 

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 Reviews of "Senior Citizens Trip To the Theater"
Reviewed by Elizabeth Hobbs (Reader)
Reviewed on November 20, 2009
Hi Larry
Ageing isn't fun I'm told and have observed. Perhaps with all the stem cell stuff they're doing now, we may be able to stay in neutral for a while. Liz

Reviewed by Michelle Lowrie (Reader)
Reviewed on November 6, 2009
This reminds me of when my maternal grandfather was about your age. He was always yelling, "Get out of the way, Grandma" at what he perceived to be elderly drivers (some were actually not much older than he was). Pop died when he was 76. But, even I can relate to that now, as I am yelling the same thing at drivers who then turn out to still be on this side of 60.

Reviewed by Edwin Hurdle
Reviewed on October 23, 2009
I enjoy reading this poem.take care

Reviewed by Georg Mateos
Reviewed on October 23, 2009
I don't know who are you calling old, cos I am 85 years young and I can give the run for their money to many "youngsters"!!! LOL

Georg




Reviewed by Stephen Cherring
Reviewed on October 22, 2009
Strange life, full of cabbage-heads I see them everywhere.
Your poem makes this clearer than ever. lol
nice one
steve


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