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Teasing the Un-retired
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Tried to "rub it in" to a man who had to go back to work after a luncheon meeting.

 

Teasing the Un-retired
By Larry R. Linville
 
“You have to go back to work,” I said,
“and I’ll go home for a nap instead.”
“It will just be a little while”
he said, to my smirking little smile.
 
When I got home there were things to do.
Too late for a nap when I was through.
After supper there was much more
and I missed out on my evening snore.
 
Another meeting I had next day
which kept me from finding time to play.
We took a lunch break and met again
it was time to eat when I came in.
 
Was this a penalty for my joke
and for the great fund I tried to poke
at that guy who was not yet retired?
Had all my teasing on me conspired?
 

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 Reviews of "Teasing the Un-retired"
Reviewed by Ed Matlack
Reviewed on March 3, 2010
Bet you that guy got his evening snore in; you gotta watch that karma stuff...;-) Ed

Reviewed by Georg Mateos
Reviewed on March 3, 2010
The first thing I did when I retired was to give a smug smile like I did knew something way good the working stiffs didn't! hahahahahahahaha!!!

Georg


Reviewed by Rose Rideout
Reviewed on March 3, 2010
Cute and I believe you were heard, truth is I find because I don't work OUTSIDE the home, I have no spare time at all. It seems I am cooking, cleaning, writing quilting, knitting or helping others. What a life, at least I don't have an idle mind,LOL
Thank you for sharing Larry.

Newfie hugs, Rose


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