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The Lost Poem
by larry r linville → (All Poetry by larry r linville)
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Have you had a good idea for a poem but couldn't write it? Like you're sitting in the toilet? How about writing it on toilet paper? I have dressed this true story up a little bit but it was fun.


 

 
A poem came while I was in the john
but I had nothing to write upon.
My poetic mind was in a groove
and everything began to move
 
So I reached over to the white roll
of toilet paper as my scroll
and wrote down my inspiration
to share with the entire nation.
 
I believe that poem was among my best
and it would surely pass the test
with great pride I slowly stood
but soon found that wasn’t very good.
 
My disappointed heart was crushed
after I absent-mindedly had flushed
that poem that I just wrote in vain
and now it was going down the drain.

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 Reviews of "The Lost Poem"
Reviewed by Rose Rideout
Reviewed on August 14, 2010
I am never going to STOP laughing Larry, I just read this for the household. LOL LOL LOL...

Newfie Hugs, Rose

Reviewed by Christine Tsen
Reviewed on August 14, 2010
You summon up quite a few images here, LOL, very cute poem!
Blessings,
Christine

Reviewed by D Johnson
Reviewed on August 13, 2010
Very funny, and probably more poets than you realize have left their best work behind them.

Cheers,
Dan


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