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Brunch in the Flower Garden
by larry r linville → (All Poetry by larry r linville)
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There's nothing more desperate than reaching out to nature to justify a "bad pun."

 

 
She was blessed with such a green thumb
Her plants grew and blossomed with great ease
She has tulips and marigolds
And a fence row of bright sweet peas.
 
There were beautiful rows of roses
And gladiolas to make you glad
While your eyes beheld the irises
Next to the pond’s green lily pad.
 
The bachelor buttons spread their hue
Around the big lilac bush
Near the bubbling water fountain
Where the beautiful goldfish rush.
 
The garden was such a lovely place
To entertain all her close friends
So she wrote out on nice stationary
Invitations with her colored pens.
 
“Come to my morning garden brunch.
We’ll call out the Army and Navy
We’ll fry up some sausage and bacon
And feature hibiscus and gravy.”

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 Reviews of "Brunch in the Flower Garden"
Reviewed by Chip Bergeron
Reviewed on July 31, 2011
You had me going there until the last verse.........Hibiscusand gravy indeed!!!

Chip Bergeron

Reviewed by Ed Matlack
Reviewed on July 31, 2011
On my way, for the sausage & bacon, and even the gravy sounds really good...e

Reviewed by D Johnson
Reviewed on July 31, 2011
I bet you could hear my GROANNNNNNNNNN all the way from Portland, Oregon.

Cheers,
Dan

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on July 31, 2011
That garden sounded like such a lovely place to be,
I wonder what it will look like after the ravenous hordes arrive.


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