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Accident In The Barn
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This is a real story. I was about 4 or 5 and loved to help clean out the barn. Since then I've realized how humorous my dad was.


 

 
When I was a child I never heard
my father use a four letter word.
I never knew his humor was great
Until I’ve begun to cogitate.
 
“Are we going to clean out manure?”
I thought we were but I wasn’t sure.
“No, I’m going to manure,” he said
But his words didn’t get in my head.
 
I understood not his bodily need
But I climbed to the hayloft with great speed.
I grabbed a pitchfork that I would use
and hurried back to clean the refuse.
 
In my haste I fell to the floor
and rolled around feeling so sore.
Pulling up his pants he came to me
and carried me for my mom to see
 
She started to cry and asked “what’s up?”
while I whimpered like a scared pup.
That’s when my father became a clown
and said “I got caught with my pants down.”
 

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 Reviews of "Accident In The Barn"
Reviewed by Kathy Armijo
Reviewed on November 2, 2011
I think 'life' is the best source of good honest humor. This poem brought up a ton of similar memories from my life. As Bob Hope would say, "thanks for the memories."

Reviewed by D Johnson
Reviewed on October 20, 2011
Really funny...great story.
Cheers,
Dan

Reviewed by Rose Rideout
Reviewed on October 13, 2011
LOL great story there Larry.

Newfie Hugs, Rose

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on October 13, 2011
Great Story - my wife always complains whenever I cuss, so I'm gonna try "Bullmanure!" on her.

Reviewed by Kay P Devenish
Reviewed on October 13, 2011
Ha ha ha...a funny poem,well written
Best wishes
from
Kay

Reviewed by Debbie Lacy
Reviewed on October 12, 2011
lol! Hilarious! Seems like your dad had a great sense of humor! Nice write! :)

Debbie

Reviewed by KJ McPhee
Reviewed on October 12, 2011
Nothing shite about this delightful papa poem! Warm remembrance!

Reviewed by Ed Matlack
Reviewed on October 12, 2011
So thats where you got YOUR sense of humor from...you dad...e


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